DDanny
[before a concert] All right boys, let's blow the roof off this place.
[tied to a firecracker] No! It's going to blow the roof off this place!
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Don't just stand there! Kiss her!
We beat ya! You're big old purple pickled eggs!
[annoyed] You were out of your tree!
[annoyed too] Yes! We were first!
Nuh-uh! We were!
CSCandace/Stacy
We were!
We were!
Look like you're having fun
Well Mom, you know what they say... [Candace and Stacy hit him with a water balloon]
Fun never falls too far from the treehouse. [gets hit by a water balloon]
Maybe my brothers have been replaced with aliens?
Yeah, now they're gonna fatten you up so they can eat ya.
[walking past a wall of literal bells and whistles] Wow, look at all the bells and whistles!
Perry the Platypus, you are no match for my pigeons.
He's escaping! WITH THE POOPINATOR!
The last one home is a big ol' purple pickled egg!
[Ferb makes a clucking sound]
CGrandpa Clyde
Time for our nature walk to Badbeard Lake.
Why do they call it "Badbeard Lake"?
CGrandpa Clyde
Well, It's a body of fresh water surrounded by land.
No, the "Badbeard" part.
[after explaining the race course] Any questions?
Yes. Should we not establish the rules first?
This is a chariot race. There are no rules!
No rules? Well, if those are the rules.
It's half man, half bull. It's the Minotaur!
My name is Norm.
It's Norm the Minotaur!
MOM! Look! Look, look, in the backyard. Look! They've done it again.
Just let me drop off the groceries.
[We see a giant ferris wheel that the boys built]
This was the best ride ever, guys.
AAstronaut
Oh, that was very fabulous ride. Now can you send us back to space station perhaps?
AAlien
Erimnevop Yelsgnik Nad.
[a ray from nowhere hits the ferris wheel, causing it to roll away]
[With her eyes closed] Look, look, look! OK, tell me you don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard!
All right, I don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, kids.
"Why don't you come in for snacks?"
Why don't you come in for some snacks?
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Oh, there you are, Perry.
And Ferb says...
You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek.
[sighs] It's always the same thing every day.
[Phineas and Ferb eat apples in the kitchen]
The same insane routine. My life is like a bad sitcom.
Believe me, I know. That's why I created this show. My brothers used to drive me crazy. Let me tell you a story. The story of "bust" and "them." "Bust" fights "them", but "them" fights right back. It's the age-old struggle, but in the end "them" always wins. No, I'm sorry. Wait, "bust" - ha-ha – "Bust" always wins. That's it. Yes, bust them. Ha-ha! The point is, I feel your pain. Mom never believed they were the ones breaking the plates or scratching the records.
Well, you know, they must be done by now anyway.
Done with what?
I don't know. It's different every day. Come on, I'll show you.
FFifi
So where is this thing I'm supposed to film? [Candace pointing and Fifi faints]
So, what do you think?
I think we finally have our very special episode!
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