I mean, you destroy the Tri-State Area and what are you ruler of? Rubble. And where's the panache? The je ne sais quoi?
DDr. Diminutive
He's an amateur.
I'm not talking to you!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Little bit of garlic, a little bit a butter... [Gets interrupted by Baljeet]
Do not worry Isabella. You do not have to have every patch.
WWoman
No, dear, our daughter's blond. Here she is!
BDBlonde Daughter
Eighteenth hours with no textin'.
Aw man, you know I made a Move-A-Bunch-Of-Inator-inator at one point, this would have been really good time to use it. I don't know how that slipped my min-
ENOUGH OF YOUR MINDLESS, PRATTLE MINION, SHOW ME MY-INATORS!
Okay, okay, sheesh. Testy. First of all is the disintegrator-inator which-
Weak.
Okay, then we also have the Galaxy-inator which-
Weak.
The Deresinator
Weak.
The Over-Hang-in-
Weak.
The Upper-decker-
Weak.
The Pickle-slicer-
Weak.
The stand-and-
Weak.
The Boar-
Weak.
The-
Weak.
ECEvil Carl
You fool! Without Agent P's paw print, I can't unlock the computer! And without the computer, I can't take over the Tri-State AREA!
Nice recap.
ECEvil Carl
[yelling very loudly at Major Monogram who's in prison cell] QUIET BACK THERE! YOU. Which-inator zapped him?!
You know, ah... I really am clueless.
ECEvil Carl
About the -inator, or just in general?
I'm not sure I understand the question.
ECEvil Carl
Bah, I'll have to untangle this mess myself.
[voice-over] Hey, it's me. So, I was trying to tell you before...
ECEvil Carl
[yelling very loudly] HE'S NOT HERE!!!! [He violently kicks a dummy (that's in Perry's bed) away with a raging explosion, causing Major Monogram to cough off-screen] Where, IS he?!?!
CGrandpa Clyde
[snoring]
[Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet and Isabella are sinking in quicksand while Buford watches from a cliff]
Hey, Isabella, anything in the Fireside manual about escaping from quicksand?
Hey, guys, I landed up here, should I come down?
No! Throw down that vine! [Buford picks up the whole vine] Just one end!
Ok, but I don't know what you're gonna do with half a vine.
[to Phineas] Is it me? It is him, right?
[to Buford] Now, Buford, pull! [Buford grunts, but the vine doesn't move] On the vine!
Oops, sorry!
[aside, to Baljeet] It's him.
And stop looking for Perry? Are you kidding? He's our pet! He's more than our pet. He's our friend. And, I know he's out there. [shows reactions of Buford, Isabella, and Baljeet respectively]
We are in Africa.
Pretty much sums it up.
Well, has he been wrong before?
How wide are we willing to open this up?
CCarl (No Longer Evil, but Good)
Sir, there's something I still don't get. I'm absolutely positive Agent P got hit with the Go Home-inator. So, why did he end up in Africa of all places?
His family.
Sir?
They were here in Africa. Home is where the heart is, Carl.
True, sir.
[loud crash]
Don't touch anything!
I didn't!
[The evil Phineas robot uses his spider-legs to attack Candace and begins charge a laser)
PRPhineas robot
I know what I am going to destroy today. [Fires his laser but the robot Candace pounce in front of the real one getting heavily damaged, but she fires her own laser at him, making him fall backward and explode]
CRCandace robot
You're busted!
Buford Van Stomm, world renowned chef, winner of the Palme de Mouton, runner-up of the Tri-State Area chili cook-off, and master prepare of the cuisine to the crown-
Hey, get that camera out of my face!
He's also kinda mean.
You bet your boots.
PCPhineas and Candace
[sings] Close to you [eating worms in disgust] Ptooy!
I just ain't right.
G3Girl 3
Uh-oh, Dr. Baljeet! Who are they?
Just some old friends. In post-apocalyptic battle gear. Okay, maybe "friends" is stretching it a bit.
G3Girl 3
Jeepers!
[A boat is seen passing through a drawbridge]
GI hope you have got your carry on stowed, because we are ready for take-off.
[He skillfully jumps over the bridge with his motorcycle, flying into the sky. The band of truckers attempt to duplicate Baljeet's actions, but only get to the other side of the bridge]
T1Trucker 1
Dude, you are so lucky.
T2Trucker 2
Yeah, I know. I gotta slow down.
G3Girl 3
[Now dangling by Baljeet's hand, who is dangling on a piece of railing from a helicopter] Whoa, that was close!
As long as we are up here, how about we fly to a little island I know?
G3Girl 3
Oh, thank you, Dr. Baljeet.
Ninja.
G3Girl 3
What?
It is Dr. Ninja Baljeet. You forgot the "ninja" part.
G3Girl 3
Really?
I did not go through 6 years of ninja school just to be called Dr. Baljeet. It is Dr. Ninja Baljeet, okay?
Hey, Suzy. What are you doing out here, and what's with the lumpy table?
Oh, uh, it's my lemonade stand.
Lemonade stand? Where's the lemonade?
I... drank all of it?
Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful. [leaves]
I made more lemonade!
About time! We just lost a customer! Now help me fix this lumpy table!
[in the end credits to "Ferb TV"]
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this Studio A?
No, this is Studio- Hey, wait a second. You just wanted to get into this episode, didn't you?
What?! No! No!
Yes, you did!
Yes, I did.
Get out!
Okay. But, I can totally read that faster than you.
Out!
DDr. Doofenshimrtz
Okay, okay, grumpy.
Batteries not included.
[The Disney Television Animation logo appears with a burning fuse next to the 1985 Disney castle symbol, indicating that the logo is about to explode]
Batteries not included!
OUT!
[Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and Linda are reacting to that the logo is about to explode]
Oops! [Shocked] It's going to blow!
Everybody duck! [The Disney logo ragingly explodes as the raging narrator shouts at Doofenshmirtz to get out, ending the episode.]
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