Nerd ain't no piñata!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I still think you should have added more green onions.
Well next time, you can do all the cooking, and I'll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail. [awkward silence]
Wow, cutting deep man.
That's kind of disturbing.
They should have called it, Let's All Dance Until We're in Intensive Care.
Perry the Platypus, I just...a golf course! A golf course has lots of traps! I should have said that one first.
Now you can get your underwater equestrian patch!
Not if you round up a whole bunch of 'em! [gathers the seahorses together and rides them] Yeehaw!
CCarolers
[singing to We Wish You a Merry Christmas] We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some, so bring some right here!
Wha-what...are-are you threatening me? How dare you! No one barges into my home and demands desserts! What sort of plan is that anyway, "Let's go to a stranger's house and in song form, refuse to leave unless he hands over a food dish no one's prepared since the 16th century?!"
'Tis the season to be naughty!
You know Ferb, just think of all of the wonderful things Santa does for us. And he never asks for anything in return. Wait, that's it! Ferb, are you thinking what I'm thinking? [Ferb hands him a blueprint] As usual, we're— OH! Ugh! Man, no! That's not at all what I was thinking! OH, dude! [Ferb flips around the blueprint to the right side] Oh, yeah. That's it.
Uh, is that all he [the robot Lawrence] can say?
The kit originally came with one default phrase.
RLRobot Lawrence
Lovely windmill, isn't it?
Oh, those kooky Dutch!
What's that grinding sound?
Tuff Gum! Like the song says:
CSCommercial singer
Pound nerds like a drum, stop a train with your thumb, it's Tuff Gum!
Wow. Can I have some?
Nah, I don't think so. It's for bullies only.
You got any regular gum?
[Ferb gives Phineas some regular gum and they chew]
CSCommercial singer
Regular Gum!
So, Candace, are you ready to have some fun?
Oh, no. I'm good. I hate fun.
[threateningly] I've got a little game we can play!
[stuttering] G-g-g-game?
It's called making...
[stuttering] M-m-making?
Paper...
[stuttering] P-p-p-paper?
[unhurls a set of paper dolls] Dolls!
PAPER DOLLS?!?! Wait, what?
It's for you!
For me? Aren't you going to do something horrible to me?
Oh, no. Making you look bad is just one of the ways I control Jeremy. If he's not here, I'm off the clock.
Wait, you can control your brother?
Can't you get your brothers to do anything you want?
No way! I can't get them to do anything!
Un-ac-ceptable. To the backyard!
Hey, guys! What'cha doin'?
Um, hello?!
I have so much to learn.
Well, now that you've watched the master at work, it's time for you to get yours.
Me? Oh, no! I'm not ready! I-I...
What do you want?!
To bust my brothers?
Is that a question, or a MISSION!?
A mission.
So SAY IT!
I wanna bust my brothers!
MEAN IT!
I wanna bust my brothers!
OWN IT.
I WANNA BUST MY BROTHERS!
Even better: Get them to bust themselves.
Get my brothers to bust themselves? Get my brothers to bust themselves... Get my brothers to bust themselves! GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES! GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES!
GO! GO!
GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES!
CCCrank Casey
Quiet!
FVFinkelstein voice box
C'mon into the lab, and we'll get you fixed up.
2R2005 Rodney
Must Phineas and Ferb there's only one thing left to do.
Hey, boys! What'cha doin'?
UGH! Do I even need to be here?!
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