But wait listen to this. It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
But if you play all those syllables backwards in a random order you get.
Let's help Doofernshmirtz destroy the Tri-State Area.
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Yeah, well blood's thicker than water! [stomps away]
Mango chutney is thicker than blood!
Oh, gross!
Candace, you have to promise me that you won't obsess about Phineas and Ferb.
Yeah, sure Mom, I promise.
Don't just promise this time. Raise your right hand. Do you, Candace Gertrude Flynn, solemnly swear not to obsess about your brothers, or you'll suffer the Pharaoh's Curse?
The Pharaoh's Curse?
Yes or No?
Okay, yes.
Okay, now we can have fun.
I don't know if this is working out. Can you talk in an Indian accent?
NNerd
Indian accent? No. I can do an English accent, instead! [In an English accent] Hello, gov'! Top of the mornin', toodle pip! Last night Mr. Governor, my toilet was broken in two.
[sighs] Actually, that was pretty good.
So, what looks good to you?
Remember the Pharaoh's Curse! Wait, it doesn't count if she sees them herself! [to Linda] Hey, Mom? I bet you can't turn your head 180 degrees like an owl.
[turns her head] Nope, just ninety.
Hey, can you show me that twisty yoga move you do again?
Maybe after lunch, dear.
I'm curious what the back of your chair looks like, can you turn around and show me?
Okay, Candace, what's up?
MOM! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TURN AROUND!?!
Okay, you want me to turn around?! [turns around just after the floats leave] I'm turning around! Can we just eat lunch now?!
Fine...
[A stray beam from the Duplic-8-Inator hits the small balloons above the floats, cloning them eight times; the combined helium causes them to lift the floats off the ground and they fly away]
Well, that's weird that our floats are floating away.
Yeah, well, they are called "floats".
See you on the news.
[offscreen] Wait, wait! No, Buford! No, no, no, please don’t- I was going to eat those jelly donuts.
Missed ya, Baljeet.
GIGuy in Pharaoh costume
Excuse me, are you Candace Gertrude Flynn?
Yes?
GIGuy in Pharaoh costume
Curse you. [walks away]
I tried to warn you, honey!
Uh-oh.
Oops!
Pfft, people and their silly trends. Hey mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair?
Why would you do that?
To express my individuality. Everyone's doing it!
Aagh! You can build a roller coaster in a day, but it takes you 12 minutes to pump up a tire?!
Absolutely not! You were OFF grand entrance duty! Just go take care of the flowers while I order a cake. Got it?!
Well, I guess we could-
JUST DO IT! And don't interrupt me. [walks away]
Wow, she's good. I gotta have her do my wedding. Ferb, make a note.
I got it!
Okay, Candace, what can we do next?
Next?! What can you do NEXT?!
Well, Aunt Tiana say that we should help and it is her wedding when you think about it.
Alright. But! No trampolines, no robots, no rollercoasters, no firework spectaculars, no native dancers, no running of the wildebeests—
Candace, where's the justice of the peace?
AW, NUTS! Ugh, just give me a minute.
Look I just wanna say.
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