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Peep Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Mark, Jez and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mark

[Right, you shit! It's mutually assured destruction!] Suze, I'm afraid I have to inform you that Jeremy has or may have a sexually transmitted disease. I'm sorry I had to tell you...

JJez

Mark! Shut up!

Big Suze

Is it AIDS?

JJez

Course it's not AIDS, this isn't the 80s. It's the best STD, just cute old mostly symptomless Chlamydia.

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