[Penicillin G sacrificed himself to save Ozzy while Ozzy managed to snatch the protein sequence]
Poor Penicillin G. His bright flame extinguished by an adolescent loogie.
Hey, I feel just as bad! I mean, the guy sacrificed himself to save my my butt, and all I ever did was dis him. I owe the G-Man, Drix! I gotta finish what he started! And this protein sequence is the key!
Ozzy, G was a skilled operative. You don't have his cunning, his breeding, his... pinash.
Maybe not, but I have his briefcase!
[while trying to act like Penicillin G, Ozzy runs into the girlfriend of the boss of the Red Menace, Ernst Strepfinger]
Hey, I don't like the way you're talkin' to the lady, Strepfinger!
SStrepfinger
And I don't like meddlesome blood cells.
Well, I don't like your casino!
SStrepfinger
Well, I don't like brazen oafs who make googly eyes at my girlfriend, and think they can ruin my plans!
[the cells and germs gasp in shock]
[with the help of Penicillin G, Ozzy manages to disable the Strep bombs and defeat Strepfinger]
PGPenicillin G
Thanks to you, Agent Jones. Hector should up and about in not time.
Hey, couldn't have done it without ya, G-Man! So where ya off to now?
PGPenicillin G
Sticky and I are gonna take a little holiday. It seems I just have time.
SSticky
I told you: I like dangerous things.
[after Ozzy captures two germs in spite of Drix's large size, they both go to a movie which is really a viewing of Hector getting his haircut at a barbershop]
I told ya a movie would cheer you up. Hey, want some polyp corn?
[someone throws a container at Drix]
C1Cell 1
Hey, super economy size! Get outta the way!
C1Cell 1
Oh, uh, she did!
It's alright, Maria. Perhaps I should move to the back.
C3Cell 3
Hey, Godcella! Hurry up!
C4Cell 4
That ain't no cell!
C5Cell 5
That's Godpilla! [the audience all laugh]
[during the movie, Ozzy notices something jumping off the barber's comb and onto Hector's Hair]
Humiliation, thy name is Drix.
Are you gonna lie there with a pillow over your head all day? Dang, I haven't seen you this depressed since that time you didn't get invited to the Medicine Ball.
Sometimes, I think I should have dissolved a long long time ago.
Would you get over it already?! Yeah, you're big! So what?! So I had to take on two heavily-armed viruses by myself! So they nearly ruptured my membrane! So you wrecked my beautiful perfect car that I loved like a brother! Wh... Where was I going with this?
I simply can't imagine. Look, let's face it. I'm just too big.
Hold on! Hector's headin' into the boy's room! As soon as he comes his hair, I'll see it.
Whatever jumped onto his head.
[Ozzy zooms into Hector's hair and notices what appears to be white balls attached to its head]
Oh, no! This is bad Drix! And I don't mean overdue-video bad! I mean grenade-in-your-pants bad!
Congratulations, you peaked my curiosity. [looks through Ozzy's binoculars]
Check out the left temple.
Hm. Fickle scalp cells always flaking off.
Nuh-uh! That ain't dandruff, Drix! It's eggs. Lice eggs. And when they hatch, Hector's scalp is gonna be one big blood buffet for a bunch of six-legged monsters!
[Ozzy goes to Mayor Spryman's office to warn him of the lice eggs on Hector's scalp]
Jones. What is it now? More jockets?
No, it's worse! We got lice eggs!
[sarcastically] Ooh, eggs! Scary! What are you afraid of? Cholesterol?
We gotta do something before they hatch! I need your approval to lead an expedition to the scalp.
BABrain Advisor 2
Sir, after basketball practice today, there's a lice check in the nurse's office. I'm quite certain she will deal with the situation.
Lice check?! Do you have any idea what happens if they find lice?! Hector'd have to stay home from school, maybe for weeks!
No school for weeks! Just think of it. Video games, endless TV, raiding the snack cupboard all day! [hugs his brain advisors]
BABrain Advisor 2
Your audience with Mayor Spryman is at an end, Mr. Jones.
Fine! If you guys won't do anything, I'll take care of this myself.
BABrain Advisor 2
If you want an out-of-Hector experience, go ahead. But without an anti-coagulation suit, as soon as you hit the outside air, you'll begin to oxidize.
BABrain Advisor 1
Yes, you will get all stiff and dried up and turn into a big icky scab!
And I'll still be better-looking than you, poindexter!
Yo, Drix! We're gonna go to the scalp and rouse some louse!
Where did you get that anti-coagulation suit?
Hey... The... Uh... This guy gave it to me.
[notices the badge on the suit] HPD? Jones, you took that from the police department!
Hey, I'm just borrowin' it! It's an emergency!
[sighs] Go without me. A big clumsy goon such as myself will only drag you down.
Drix, I can't go without you. I need you on this one. Hector needs you. Do you know what'll happen to him if the other kids find out he has lice? They will laugh at him!
Oh, yeah! And make jokes behind his back!
He'll be an outcast. A misfit!
Spurn by society! Hated and reviled! All this simply because he's too big! TOO DARN BIG!!!
Uh... We're not talkin' 'bout Hector anymore, are we?
Alright! It's De-lousing time!
[thanks to their mysterious informant, The Mole, Ozzy and Drix journey through the scalp to get rid of the lice eggs]
[singing] I don't know, but I've been told! Hector's feet have stinky moles! Soundoff! One, two! Sound off! Three, four! Bring it on home, Drix! C'mon!
Y'know, lately, you've been about as much fun as a stomach flu.
Well, since I seem to bother everyone else, why should you be an exception? Perhaps I should remain out here, where there's room for me! Where I can be myself and revel in the rugged grandeur of the majestic snow-capped peaks!
Oh, well, that's just lovely.
CChristine
How embarrassing would it be if they found bugs in your hair!
Yeah, gross! That'd be worse than taking your sister to the prom!
[Christine and two other girls exclaim in disgust]
[The Mole secretly placed camera's on Hector's scalp, filming Drix's heroic actions with the giant louse; the footage is being shown in the theaters]
C1Cell 1
[throws another can at Drix] Hey, double wide! I can't see the movie! [Drix stands up] Oh, my gosh! You're... you're...
Moving to the back of the theater. I want to be sure everyone can see this movie. Excuse me, pardon me.
On behalf of the assimilation committee, I welcome you to the City of Hector, Mr...
Uh, Pauly. Call me Pauly.
Alright, Pauly. Hector is a small city, but we're growing fast. Or... we will be once puberty kicks in.
PPauly
Little tings get big.
[stares at Pauly in confusion] Yes, that's right, Pauly. Now, this is the address of our department of employment. They'll find you a job. It's in a germy area, so be careful, okay?
PPauly
Germy area. Be careful. Germy area.
Sweet guy. I hope he's gonna be okay.
[on their way home from School, Hector and Travis run into a stray dog]
TTravis
It's a cool dog. I wonder whose it is.
No color or anything. I guess he's a stray. [the dog jumps up and licks his face]
TTravis
Hector, my man, looks like you got yourself a free dog. Score!
I'm gonna call him... Uno.
TTravis
Uh, well, don't look now, but I think he just did number one on your shoes.
Uno! [Uno jumps up and licks his face again]
[Pauly has been terrorizing Mucus Beach by secretly turning into a humongous monster; a restaurant owner tasks Ozzy and Drix to track it down because the HPD do not believe him]
What I don't understand is how something that big could vanish without a trace.
There's only one answer, Drix: It's an allergen. Allergies are triggered by allergens, and the thing about allergens is one minute they look normal, and the next, they're Germosaurus Rex! Let's split and see what we can find.
[a dog germ is formed when some of Uno's saliva went into Hector's nose; Drix finds it in an alley and shows it to Ozzy]
Ozzy, look! [the dog germ licks Ozzy's face] I found a pet! I found a pet!
So, naturally, you figured you'd smear his drool on my face. [the dog germ sniffs in Ozzy's jacket] Get you nose outta there! [the germ grabs the two cheese-boogers] Hey that's our bonus meal! [he and the germ fight over the cheese-booger]
Dander, release. [the germ let's go, making Ozzy fall to the ground]
Oh, that's what I named him, and I'm going to buy him fancy collars, and I'm going to smother him in love and affection forever and ever and ever! Oh, look, he even knows tricks! Okay, Dander, play dead! [Dander does so] Dander, play Osmosis! [Dander shifts his face to look like Ozzy]
Yo, your dog's makin' fun of me! Tell him to knock it off! [Dander barks mockingly] Seriously, man, cut it out! [Dander barks mockingly again] I ain't playing with you! [Dander continues mocking him] I said STOP IT!!! [Dander mocks him again and his face turns back to normal]
[Dander chases Pauly to an alley, but Pauly turns back into his small self, which makes it look like Dander was the allergen]
Jones! I should have known you had something to do with this mess!
Yeah, well you also should've known that that mustache makes you look like a walrus, but there ya go!
How about you boys lay off the macho junk and we figure out what happened here?
Oh, I can tell you what happened: Allergy attack! Big one!
Allergy, huh? Any sign of the allergen?
Sorry, Drix. It's for the good of Hector. [Drix sighs] We followed the allergen's tracks, they led right to that dog.
Right. We'll take it from here. [two cops come to take Dander]
But it isn't his fault! Wait!
Hey, you can visit him in jail.
We don't lock dangerous animals up, Jones. We dissolve'em. Take him to the stomach acid, boys.
Dander! [the HPD drive away, taking Dander with them] I'm so sorry, boy.
Oh, I'm sorry! Are you laboring under the delusion that I WILL EVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN?!? WELL, ALLOW ME TO CORRECT THAT!! GOODBYE!!! [dashes away]
Yeah, I guess, but I still feel lower than foot fungus.
