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Ozzy & Drix · Season 1, Episode 15

Drix and Ozzy in “Unfinished Business”

[during the movie, Ozzy notices something jumping off the barber's comb and onto Hector's Hair]

Drix

Humiliation, thy name is Drix.

Ozzy

Are you gonna lie there with a pillow over your head all day? Dang, I haven't seen you this depressed since that time you didn't get invited to the Medicine Ball.

Drix

Sometimes, I think I should have dissolved a long long time ago.

Ozzy

Would you get over it already?! Yeah, you're big! So what?! So I had to take on two heavily-armed viruses by myself! So they nearly ruptured my membrane! So you wrecked my beautiful perfect car that I loved like a brother! Wh... Where was I going with this?

Drix

I simply can't imagine. Look, let's face it. I'm just too big.

Ozzy

Hold on! Hector's headin' into the boy's room! As soon as he comes his hair, I'll see it.

Drix

See what?

Ozzy

Whatever jumped onto his head.

[Ozzy zooms into Hector's hair and notices what appears to be white balls attached to its head]

Ozzy

Oh, no! This is bad Drix! And I don't mean overdue-video bad! I mean grenade-in-your-pants bad!

Drix

Congratulations, you peaked my curiosity. [looks through Ozzy's binoculars]

Ozzy

Check out the left temple.

Drix

Hm. Fickle scalp cells always flaking off.

Ozzy

Nuh-uh! That ain't dandruff, Drix! It's eggs. Lice eggs. And when they hatch, Hector's scalp is gonna be one big blood buffet for a bunch of six-legged monsters!

Drix

Oh, there goes lunch!

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