[during the movie, Ozzy notices something jumping off the barber's comb and onto Hector's Hair]
Humiliation, thy name is Drix.
Are you gonna lie there with a pillow over your head all day? Dang, I haven't seen you this depressed since that time you didn't get invited to the Medicine Ball.
Sometimes, I think I should have dissolved a long long time ago.
Would you get over it already?! Yeah, you're big! So what?! So I had to take on two heavily-armed viruses by myself! So they nearly ruptured my membrane! So you wrecked my beautiful perfect car that I loved like a brother! Wh... Where was I going with this?
I simply can't imagine. Look, let's face it. I'm just too big.
Hold on! Hector's headin' into the boy's room! As soon as he comes his hair, I'll see it.
See what?
Whatever jumped onto his head.
[Ozzy zooms into Hector's hair and notices what appears to be white balls attached to its head]
Oh, no! This is bad Drix! And I don't mean overdue-video bad! I mean grenade-in-your-pants bad!
Congratulations, you peaked my curiosity. [looks through Ozzy's binoculars]
Check out the left temple.
Hm. Fickle scalp cells always flaking off.
Nuh-uh! That ain't dandruff, Drix! It's eggs. Lice eggs. And when they hatch, Hector's scalp is gonna be one big blood buffet for a bunch of six-legged monsters!
Oh, there goes lunch!
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