Mayor Spryman, Ozzy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jones. What is it now? More jockets?

No, it's worse! We got lice eggs!

[sarcastically] Ooh, eggs! Scary! What are you afraid of? Cholesterol?

We gotta do something before they hatch! I need your approval to lead an expedition to the scalp.

Sir, after basketball practice today, there's a lice check in the nurse's office. I'm quite certain she will deal with the situation.

Lice check?! Do you have any idea what happens if they find lice?! Hector'd have to stay home from school, maybe for weeks!

No school for weeks! Just think of it. Video games, endless TV, raiding the snack cupboard all day! [hugs his brain advisors]

Well, we can't jus--

Your audience with Mayor Spryman is at an end, Mr. Jones.

Fine! If you guys won't do anything, I'll take care of this myself.

If you want an out-of-Hector experience, go ahead. But without an anti-coagulation suit, as soon as you hit the outside air, you'll begin to oxidize.

Yes, you will get all stiff and dried up and turn into a big icky scab!

And I'll still be better-looking than you, poindexter!