[Hector swats the mosquito and a group of cells come to save Ozzy and Drix from coagulation]
MariaWelcome to Hector.
Hector?! What's a Hector?
Maria
Your new home.
Woah! Hold the phone, lady! I didn't ask for no transfer!
Yeah, I'll say there's a problem! I got a promotion waitin' for me in the City of Frank, and I'm stuck here in no-man's land!
Intruders?! The only thing intrudin' here is your belt size! Now who do we have to see about gettin' outta this backwater hole?
Well, what are we waitin' for?! I want action! I want justice! I-- [the chief grabs him by his shirt] Whoa, watch the membrane!
Thanks for saving us. It was much appreciated.
Maria
No problem, big guy.
[as the cells leave to see the Mayor, they are unaware that Scarlet Fever survived]
SScarlet
Hector, eh? Looks smooth like grand new. Just the place for a big bugging bacteria like me to have a fresh start.
[after Drix saves Ozzy from falling into a vat of acid in Hector's iron works]
Maria
Drix, you okay?
Yes, Maria, I'm at the challenge with courage and fortitude! Ozzy screamed like a little girl though.
Jones! Do you have any idea what you've done?!
Besides stoppin' a gang of bugs from robbin' the iron works?
Maria
Those weren't ordinary bugs, Ozzy.
They are known as... The Red Menace! They bring fever, inflammation to whatever they touch! Cell after cell falls before them in a... uh, hideous domino effect!
Maria
We were trying to capture their leader so we would find out where they would strike next.
[Mayor Spryman's limousine arrives]
Stop everything! I'm declaring a state of emergency!
Hector's going to the doctor! [Ozzy, Drix, Maria, and the Chief gasp in shock] I hate doctors! Hide me!
Well, that's it then. They'll send in a special cold war operative. This bug's way out of our league.
What?! We don't need no special agent! I can handle this Red Menace all by myself!
[Drix, Maria, the Chief, and the Mayor begin laughing at Ozzy]
[after Ozzy captures two germs in spite of Drix's large size, they both go to a movie which is really a viewing of Hector getting his haircut at a barbershop]
I told ya a movie would cheer you up. Hey, want some polyp corn?
[someone throws a container at Drix]
C1Cell 1
Hey, super economy size! Get outta the way!
Maria
Who threw that?!
C1Cell 1
Oh, uh, she did!
It's alright, Maria. Perhaps I should move to the back.
C3Cell 3
Hey, Godcella! Hurry up!
C4Cell 4
That ain't no cell!
C5Cell 5
That's Godpilla! [the audience all laugh]
[Dander chases Pauly to an alley, but Pauly turns back into his small self, which makes it look like Dander was the allergen]
Jones! I should have known you had something to do with this mess!
Yeah, well you also should've known that that mustache makes you look like a walrus, but there ya go!
Maria
How about you boys lay off the macho junk and we figure out what happened here?
Oh, I can tell you what happened: Allergy attack! Big one!
Allergy, huh? Any sign of the allergen?
Sorry, Drix. It's for the good of Hector. [Drix sighs] We followed the allergen's tracks, they led right to that dog.
Right. We'll take it from here. [two cops come to take Dander]
But it isn't his fault! Wait!
Hey, you can visit him in jail.
We don't lock dangerous animals up, Jones. We dissolve'em. Take him to the stomach acid, boys.
Dander! [the HPD drive away, taking Dander with them] I'm so sorry, boy.
Oh, I'm sorry! Are you laboring under the delusion that I WILL EVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN?!? WELL, ALLOW ME TO CORRECT THAT!! GOODBYE!!! [dashes away]
Maria
You had to do it, Jones.
Yeah, I guess, but I still feel lower than foot fungus.
[Ozzy and the HPD find out too late that Pauly is the allergen when he goes through a stage 3 attack and absorbs all the white blood cells in the body; Drix manages to free the cells by shooting a freeze inducer at Pauly while Dander escapes and reunites with Drix]
Alright, who's been playing rugby with my head?
Come on, Dander can help us track the allergen!
Maria
We've got to find it before it goes to stage 3 again!
Can I just stay here and die peacefully? [Maria drags him away]
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