[on their way home from School, Hector and Travis run into a stray dog]
Travis
It's a cool dog. I wonder whose it is.
Hector
No color or anything. I guess he's a stray. [the dog jumps up and licks his face]
Travis
Hector, my man, looks like you got yourself a free dog. Score!
Hector
I'm gonna call him... Uno.
Travis
Okay, why?
Hector
'Cause he's number one.
Travis
Uh, well, don't look now, but I think he just did number one on your shoes.
Hector
Uno! [Uno jumps up and licks his face again]
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