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Ozzy & Drix · Season 1, Episode 15

Chief Gluteus, Ozzy and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Dander chases Pauly to an alley, but Pauly turns back into his small self, which makes it look like Dander was the allergen]

Chief Gluteus

Jones! I should have known you had something to do with this mess!

Ozzy

Yeah, well you also should've known that that mustache makes you look like a walrus, but there ya go!

Maria

How about you boys lay off the macho junk and we figure out what happened here?

Ozzy

Oh, I can tell you what happened: Allergy attack! Big one!

Chief Gluteus

Allergy, huh? Any sign of the allergen?

Drix

[moves away] Ozzy, no.

Ozzy

Sorry, Drix. It's for the good of Hector. [Drix sighs] We followed the allergen's tracks, they led right to that dog.

Chief Gluteus

Right. We'll take it from here. [two cops come to take Dander]

Drix

But it isn't his fault! Wait!

Ozzy

Hey, you can visit him in jail.

Chief Gluteus

We don't lock dangerous animals up, Jones. We dissolve'em. Take him to the stomach acid, boys.

Drix

Dander! [the HPD drive away, taking Dander with them] I'm so sorry, boy.

Ozzy

Drix, I didn't know.

Drix

Oh, I'm sorry! Are you laboring under the delusion that I WILL EVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN?!? WELL, ALLOW ME TO CORRECT THAT!! GOODBYE!!! [dashes away]

Ozzy

Drix!

Maria

You had to do it, Jones.

Ozzy

Yeah, I guess, but I still feel lower than foot fungus.

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