Ellen Patella quotes from Ozzy & Drix

Ellen

Excuse me, but are you the aliens?

Drix

Actually, the aliens were the ones that brought us here.

Ozzy

Well, well, well, a lady mayor. At last, a public server I can relate to.

Ellen

[pushes Ozzy away] Cool down, blue boy. I'm your legal council, Ellen Patella. [shows Ozzy her card] I brought some papers for you to sign. Now, if we work fast, maybe I can get you spleen card.

Ozzy

What, a spleen card?! I ain't workin' in no stinkin' speen!

Ellen

It's either that or spit detail.

Ozzy

Uno momento! Maybe you're not gettin' this picture. You're talkin' to Osmosis Jones here! White blood cell, police legend, and number one germinator from the City of Frank! I don't need no lawyer and no spit job! All I need's the next flight outta here!

Drix

[sees a screen showing Hector brushing his teeth] My word, what is that?

Ellen

That's the Eye Channel. It shows us everything what Hector sees.

Drix

Really. What a handsome young man.

Ellen

That's Hector Cruz.

Mrs. Cruz

Honey, breakfast is ready!

Hector

Be right there, Mom!

Ellen

He's thirteen.

Drix

No wonder the city's unpolluted.

Ozzy

Y'know, he looks a lot like Frank when Frank was that age.

Drix

No!

Ozzy

Yeah! I've seen the photos in Frank's memory banks. Kinda used to be in good shape.

Drix

What happened?

Ozzy

Fast food, late nights, smokin'. It all started goin' downhill around this age. I mean, I was just a small blood cell back then. I didn't know what was happenin'.

Drix

It occurs to me, Ozzy, considering our... situation and all, that perhaps we might be more useful in Hector.

Ozzy

And what?! Start all over again?! Are those fruity bubbles backin' into your brain?!

Drix

No, all I am saying is this could be a chance to help give someone a clean start. With our knowledge, we...

Ozzy

Hold on.

Drix

What?

Ozzy

I don't think he feels good.

I rushed over as soon as I got the number! Sir, he's already at 98.8.

Actually, .82. A small fever, but nonetheless...

Mayor Spryman

I don't care! He's going to Jackie Desoto's party tonight, and that's that! It's Hector's first teen party, and Christine Kolchuck from French class is gonna be there.

Ozzy

Are you brain cells or brain-dead cells?

Jones...

Ozzy

If Hector's gettin' sick, you should make him rest and drink lots of fluids, not listenin' to this fool!

Jones! This is our mayor, Paul Spryman.

Ozzy

[after staring at Spryman] You're pullin' my membrane!

Ozzy

Ellen! Why are you here? Have they sent bail yet?

Ellen

Yes, for one million carbs.

Ozzy

A million carbs?!

Ellen

Hey, I talked them down from a billion. [hands Ozzy some papers] They have a solid case against you, Ozzy. Creating a danger for the body, ignoring a direct order from the mayor, resisting arrest.

Ozzy

Okay, okay. What do we do?

Ellen

Fill these out. I'll try to make a deal.

Ozzy

You want me to cop a plea? To what?

Ellen

Insanity. Trust me, it's a slam dunk.

Ellen

On behalf of the assimilation committee, I welcome you to the City of Hector, Mr...

Uh, Pauly. Call me Pauly.

Ellen

Alright, Pauly. Hector is a small city, but we're growing fast. Or... we will be once puberty kicks in.

Little tings get big.

Ellen

[stares at Pauly in confusion] Yes, that's right, Pauly. Now, this is the address of our department of employment. They'll find you a job. It's in a germy area, so be careful, okay?

Germy area. Be careful. Germy area.

Ellen

Sweet guy. I hope he's gonna be okay.