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Oz · Season 2, Episode 7

“Animal Farm” quotes from Oz

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“Animal Farm” · Season 2, Episode 7

In this episode: Simon Adebisi (2), Augustus Hill (1), Tobias Beecher (1), Kareem Said (1), Vernon Schillinger (1), Miguel Alvarez (1), Bob Rebadow (1), Agamemnon Busmalis (1)

Hey Schillinger.

What do you want?

How much would it cost to mail me out of here?

Mail you? What are you talking about?

I've been trying to think of ways to get out of here.

Escape from Oz?

Yeah. And I figured, you know, you could box me up in a crate and mail me to my wife overnight express, Priority Mail, whatever. How much would that cost? Postage, shipping, handling, et cetera?

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Then you're nuts.

Is that a no?

Yeah. No. No, yeah, it's a no. Get the fuck out of here before I tip you over.

All right, Vern, I ain't mad at you. You can't help it if you're ugly and stupid.

Relax. You're suffering from PBS.

PBS?

Pre-Bunny Syndrome. It happens quite often in my line of work. You dig and dig and dig, and just before you have to make like a little bunny and go through the hole, you panic.

This is real? Pre-Bunny Syndrome?

Oh, yeah. I mean, I made the name up, but sure.

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.

ROfficer Rivera

The fuck you talking about?

Nice to see you.

Beecher, don't do this.

Do what?

Drink.

You like to dabble in peoples' lives, huh? Because you're so much better than us, because you've seen the light. You've seen the face of God. So you wave your dick around trying to help us lowly mortals. Hill, Mershah, Groves, Jefferson Keane. Fuck, you helped Jefferson Keane right into a lethal injection. So in the end, when all is said and done, who have you really fucking helped? Other than yourself?

(proudly) Poet.

Poet? I just saw on the news, he killed a man. He's coming back to Oz.

Well, I'll be. Simon thinks of everything.

Shirley, you like your cake?

Happy birthday, baby.

You're Simon?

[pulls down pants] Quickly, before the hacks come.

You're a nigger.

[hurt and angered] Suck my dick now.

CCO

Get the fuck away from her! What the fuck are you doing? Tony, Al!

C2CO 2

Adebisi, move!

Suck my dick now.

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