Hill and Schillinger in “Animal Farm”

Hill

Hey Schillinger.

Schillinger

What do you want?

Hill

How much would it cost to mail me out of here?

Schillinger

Mail you? What are you talking about?

Hill

I've been trying to think of ways to get out of here.

Schillinger

Escape from Oz?

Hill

Yeah. And I figured, you know, you could box me up in a crate and mail me to my wife overnight express, Priority Mail, whatever. How much would that cost? Postage, shipping, handling, et cetera?

Schillinger

Are you serious?

Hill

Yeah.

Schillinger

Then you're nuts.

Hill

Is that a no?

Schillinger

Yeah. No. No, yeah, it's a no. Get the fuck out of here before I tip you over.

Hill

All right, Vern, I ain't mad at you. You can't help it if you're ugly and stupid.