Joan RiversMy body's dropping so fast my gynecologist needs a hard hat.
S2 E16 Joan Rivers
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Nip/Tuck · 349 quotes
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Joan RiversJoan RiversDon't think of me as a celebrity. Think of me as a familiar face that changes every couple years.
S3 E7 Ben White
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Joan RiversLadies. Time is money. And at my age, inflation is a bitch.
S3 E7 Ben White
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