My body's dropping so fast my gynecologist needs a hard hat.
“Joan Rivers” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Ava (2), Christian Troy (1), Joan Rivers (1)
Vodka on the rocks? If memory serves, you downed one of these the last time you were here barking up similar hallow threats. Drink up and get out.
[Christian smashes the glass]
How barbaric. Despite your doctor's degree and sleek veneer of sophistication, when it comes to women and how to treat them, you've crawled right out of the cave.
You lubricate acid. If I stuck my dick in you, it would sizzle off.
It would sizzle alright.
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