Mr. James quotes from NewsRadio

Beth

I speak for the whole staff.

Max, does Beth speak for you?

Max

No.

Jimmy

Then why are you helping her?

Max

Because she's a pretty girl with red hair.

Aren't you wondering why I came in through the window?

Dave

Right now, my curiosity is taking a back seat to my sanity these days.

Beth

It's gonna be tough to decide between you two.

Max

Well, I have a solution that avoids the problem all together.

Oh, you do?

Max

I have decided to vote.

Dave

That's great, Max.

Max

...for myself. I want this apartment - and I shall have it!

You know who Guggenheim was?

Lisa

Yes, Guggenheim was a financier and a philanthropist.

Wrong. He was some guy who built an ugly museum, named it after himself. But, when people see it they go "Hey, Guggenheim." What about me? What about Jimmy James, huh? He's just nothin'. A big, fat nothin'.

Lisa

Sir, you are hardly nothing.

Well, you're right. M-maybe I'm not nothin'.

Lisa

Of course you're not nothing.

I'm Jimmy James!

Lisa

That's right!

Jimmy James!

Lisa

The one and only Jimmy James!

Yeah, the guy who's gonna blow up the Guggenheim!

Lisa

No, sir, no!

Dave, I need you to do me a favor.

Dave

Well, sir, you know I'd kill for you.

That's not a favor, son, that's a contractual obligation.

So, what have you been up to?

Johnny Johnson

Well, I'm a wino.

A wino! Imagine that.

Johnny Johnson

Last week they elected me king of the winos.

Did you hear that? King of the damn winos!

Johnny Johnson

It's burning you up inside, isn't it?

To a crisp. Usually, when I crush someone they stay crushed.

Lisa

Mr. James, tell Joe he can't copyright my name.

You can't copyright any employee's name.

Lisa

See?

Because I own the copyrights to all your names.

What?

When are you people going to start reading your contracts?

And this is my cabin.

Lisa

Looks more like a rustic convention center than a cabin, sir.

Well, I bought 50 cabins, dismantled them and then reassembled them into one big-ass cabin.