So, what have you been up to?
Well, I'm a wino.
A wino! Imagine that.
Last week they elected me king of the winos.
Did you hear that? King of the damn winos!
It's burning you up inside, isn't it?
To a crisp. Usually, when I crush someone they stay crushed.
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