Bill McNeal quotes from NewsRadio

Bill

I took Lisa out to lunch.

Dave

Did you?

Bill

It was a lot more than lunch. A lot more.

Dave

Wait a minute. You and Lisa didn't have... coffee, did you?

Bill

Yes, coffee... In bed... After we did it.

Dave

Bill, you and Lisa did not do it. And while I applaud your misguided efforts to make me jealous, I have work to do. So... leave.

Bill

I don't care about making you jealous. I just care about pleasing your woman.

Dave

Lisa is not "my woman".

Bill

And how!

Bill

Jim, a practical question at this juncture, if I may?

Go ahead.

Bill

Thank you. Hasn't this been done before? I mean, it seems like every year another billionaire is trying to fly around the world in a balloon.

Well, why the hell do you think I'm doing this? I mean, the peer pressure among billionaires is incredibly intense. Bill Gates practically called me a nancy boy.

Dave

Bill, this is not a frat house. We do not haze the interns.

Bill

Come on, all the top companies are hazing new employees!

Lisa

Bill, that's a lie.

Bill

Read the papers. Corporate America is finally waking up to what fraternities and biker gangs have known for years. Hazing works!

Dave

Bill, is your life so boring that you have to fantasize about imaginary love triangles you're not even a part of?

Bill

Yes.