Bill and Dave in “Beep, Beep”

Bill

I took Lisa out to lunch.

Dave

Did you?

Bill

It was a lot more than lunch. A lot more.

Dave

Wait a minute. You and Lisa didn't have... coffee, did you?

Bill

Yes, coffee... In bed... After we did it.

Dave

Bill, you and Lisa did not do it. And while I applaud your misguided efforts to make me jealous, I have work to do. So... leave.

Bill

I don't care about making you jealous. I just care about pleasing your woman.

Dave

Lisa is not "my woman".

Bill

And how!