Didn't you used to do a fashion column for the Daily Mail?
Funnily enough, I did. I've done many strange things in my time.
What does one wear to a lynching?
[Amy complains to Simon about what he said about the participants in the identity line-up]
Oh, they get paid and they know what's going to happen.
Oh god, you sound like a pimp! (In East End Voice) They gets paid their money, they know whats gonna happen. As you close the container lorry and set sail for western Europe.
This is not a football match. You come here, full of...crack...spitting all over things.
AAmy
Let it die, please. Let it die.
The addiction I'd like to die...this isn't even a pop quiz anymore, it's an intervention, Amy.
Spitting...that would never happen on GMTV.
Nothing happens on GMTV.
[Reading an intro] "They tried to make me go to rehab..."?
AAmy
"I said no, no, no".
Is correct. In hindsight...I think maybe "yes", maybe...
[Reading an intro] "They told him don't you ever come around here..."?
BBill
Uh...because you're a registered sex offender.
[Reading an intro] "I've got something to put in you..."?
AAmy
Thanks darling!
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