Can I ask you a question?
Uh-hmm. Just did.
You were a sniper. How did you do it?
Pulled the trigger.
Right.... [pauses] But, what...what did you think about when you were taking aim?
Smoke checking the target, Bishop.
Right, of course.
S11 E15Bulletproof
Professor X... [with accents] Lieutenant Dan...! Dr. Strangelove!
Ah! How about Logan Cale? Jake Sully!
The old lady from Titanic...
Hey, since you're all here, I would like to thank you for taking out that evil coward bastard Benham Parsa.
[deadpan] You know, that was actually the name on the death certificate.
S11 E16Dressed to Kill
What's on your mind?
Junior and I have hit another rough patch.
[chuckles] Ya think?
You've been more of a father to him than I have in the last twelve years. He respects you.
S11 E17Rock and a Hard Place
Wow. Such a shame. Vintage '62 Telecaster.
[deadpan] Yeah. A real tragedy.
Yeah, 'cause... [looks up to see Gibbs glaring at him; smile fades from his face] The dead people are a shame too...it's just.... [looks at Gibbs sheepishly]
[sees Ducky, Palmer and Bishop trying to secure the baby car seat in a car] How long have they been at it?
[sighs] Like an hour. I heard Ducky cursed and...I mean, well, I think I did. I'm not that familiar with British profanity...
[to Gibbs about a suspect's appearance] Check that out. Mel Gibson wants his hair back from Lethal Weapon.
[...]
We should still arrest him for that hairdo.
Hey, what do you have against mullets?
It's the whole decade I have trouble with. The 80's couldn't end fast enough for me.
S11 E18Part 1
Anything I can do?
Uh, it's pretty self-explanatory, really.
Did you check to see if that little gizmo there is attached to that other giddy-bop?
Mmm. Not yet. You think that'll do it?
If you spit on it. Sometimes that works.
All right.
Oh, come on!
Special Agent Barkley is sending additional manpower to Louisiana to assist. An interrogation expert, to be exact.
Don't need one. Agent Lasalle and I can question suspects just fine.
Recent flaws in your technique would suggest otherwise.
I only punched that XO once.
Once was enough.
WWade
Pride. The damn FBI burst in here claiming McLane is solely their jurisdiction. They just carried him out of here like an overstuffed sack of potatoes.
Who was it, Loretta?
WWade
Agent Doyle and her flying monkeys.
How's your love life, DiNozzo?
Huh?
You still seeing the secretary?
He means Andrea.
Andrea. Hmm. Who's Andrea?
Andrea. Oh yeah. Yeah. She's uh, I mean, it's kind of on an as-needed basis.
Friends with benefits?
Yeah well those aren't benefits like dental insurance.
SSpeakman
Elected officials need to be strong. McLane was anything but.
I think you're being a little disrespectful.
SSpeakman
I think he deserved it.
Uh oh.
S11 E19Part 2
WWade
This town really gets into your DNA. I flew out here for a visit in 97. Still got the return ticket. I know folks die the same here as anywhere else, but in New Orleans, most people depart with a good heart and a whole lot of soul.
BBrody
You always start your mornings in a bar?
LLaSalle
This is New Orleans. Might be daylight but the evening's still young.
It's a voodoo doll that looks just like you, right down to the insincere grin. What's the note say?
Little Tony will bring you good luck and happiness. That's not funny. There's nothing funny about voodoo, ever since I saw "Live and Let Die" when I was a kid.
It's a doll. It's a stuffed toy.
So was Chucky.
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