[Tony, Ziva and Gibbs are discussing a victim who played basketball in high school]
Where he was suspended for shaving. Why do they not want their players to shave?
Shaving points, Ziva.
“The Namesake” · Season 10, Episode 5
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), LJ Moore (3), Tony DiNozzo (2), Ziva David (2), Jackson Gibbs (2), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1)
Kris Taylor?
AAlec
No...he's not here. Is something wrong?
[sarcastically] Yes. It is 3pm and we just woke you up. Do your parents know what they're paying for?
[hangs up the phone] Grrrr this guy bugs me!!
Who?
Mr Vijay-I'm-a-billionaire-and-I-want-my-car-back-right-now Chaya.
[...]
You can tell a lot about someone from their car.
Yeah?
We can bust this guy if we want to.
Yeah?
Based on contents of his ashtray, he smokes Cuban cigars.
Abs, that's not a problem.
He wears $3000 Italian sunglasses and has Justin Bieber on his hard-drive! Can't we arrest him for that?!
LJLeroy Jethro Moore
It put a smile on my face, hearing that you joined the Corps, Leroy.
Well, you had a lot to do with that, LJ. You were my hero long before you got the Medal of Honor.
LLJ
Aw...
Yeah. Iwo, Montford Point Marine.
LLJ
Well, truth be told, I wanted to be a Marine 'cause of that snazzy blue dress uniform with those red stripes, real sharp!
How'd it go with your father?
No blood shed.
This medal is a great honor. You risked your life for it. It doesn't belong in a pawnshop.
LMLJ Moore
How did you get her to give it to you?
I got a son who's a federal agent. Sticks his nose in other people's business. He's very persuasive.
Need a lift back to Stillwater?
LMLJ Moore
Only if I drive. You were the worst.
Me? I'm not the one who totaled your father's Studebaker!
[LJ laughs heartily.]
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