NCIS quotes

I got a flight to catch. Looks like our rematch will have to wait.

Abby Sciuto

Oh, we're not finished here.

It's a stalemate. You haven't got a move to make.

Abby Sciuto

I made my move before I sat down. Slipped some cyanide into your coffee before the waitress gave it to you. Enough to kill you... I mean, not immediately, but within the hour.

[smirks] A for effort, sunshine. Now, you're not capable of killing anyone.

Abby Sciuto

Kate... Jenny... Dorneget... Ziva... Reeves. I am tired of my hero friends dying while villains like you get to live. Everyone has their breaking point and this was mine.

Abby Sciuto

Airway constriction. It's one of the first symptoms. Shortness of breath, dizziness, chest pains... you'll be in full cardiac arrest in, like, ten minutes. I mean, unless you happen to have some hydroxocobalamin on you... [produces a small red pill in a plastic bag] Like this. Confess, and you get to live.

You're insane.

Abby Sciuto

[smiles coldly] Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty to get the job done.

[coughing] Fine! I hired Marshall to take you out, but just you! Your friend wasn't part of the plan! Satisfied?

Abby Sciuto

[gets up from the table] You may not deserve to live... but I would never stoop to your level.

Ziva

This is the only path that will lead me back to Tony. Back to my Tali. I will find Sahar and I will kill her.

Ziva

Do not count your crocodiles before they hatch.

Gibbs

If you go outside the law, you will lose who you are.

Ziva

You don't know who I am.

Gibbs

(exasperated) You think I don't know?! What you asked me on the bus, the answer is yes, Ziva. Yes I would do anything to have one more minute with my daughter. But it doesn't matter, Ziva. She's gone!

Ziva

I was not talking about Kelly. I was talking about me! They reported my death and you did not question it. You did not come looking for me. You abandoned me!

Ducky

Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.

Gibbs

[looking at the body] When'd she die?

Ducky

Oh, gosh, in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago. She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto--

Gibbs

[interrupting] This one, Ducky. When did this one die?

Gibbs

Cause of death?

Ducky

Well, it wasn't the arrow.

Tony

[refering to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today?

Abby

If you must know, it's number 4.

Tony

[holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present.

Abby

[smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.

Tony

You redecorating?

Abby

I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.

Tony

You take these?

Abby

Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5.

Tony

Shotgun-shattered backbone?

Abby

Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum.

Tony

[grimaces, then looks at another picture] Duodenum?

Abby

Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker.

Tony

You need to get out more, Abby.

Abby

Is that an invite?

Abby

[lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car] Let your fingers do the talking. [to Tony] Why'd they tow it?

Tony

It was abandoned in a lot at Great Falls. Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?

Abby

Yep. Whoever was riding shotgun.

Tony

How fast can you run 'em?

Abby

Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...

Tony

Get me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico.

Abby

Sweet.

I know my Article 31 rights, and I waive them.

I said I waive them.

Gibbs

She used to be FBI.

Gibbs

You're more comfortable asking questions than you're answering them.

Guess I'm not used to being a suspect.

Gibbs

Suspect? You said you were a suspect. Have I read you your Article 31 rights?

No you haven't. Which means you're playing a very risky game, Gunny.

Gibbs

I'm not smart enough to play risky games with a lawyer of your caliber, Rabb.

That's Commander Rabb. Or Commander. Or Sir, Gunny. I believe as a reservist, you're still technically in the Marine Corps.

Gibbs

[calmly] I'm an NCIS special agent. I don't have to salute you or "sir" you or give you any military courtesy. But you know that. So who's playing the games here?

There are enough holes in this case to raise reasonable doubt.

There is also enough evidence to tie you to the murders and a string of witnesses. Your colleagues will testify to angry words between you and Lieutenant Singer right up to the time of her death.

Well, it could be worse, I guess.

How?

I could not have an alibi.

[in annoyance] You have an alibi?

No.

What else did you discover?

Ducky

On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard. Majestic. Brilliant. I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration. I was on sabbatical at the ti--

[interrupts] Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.

Ducky

She wasn't in Buenos Aires...

Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?

Ducky

[very seriously] Well the railing is very high. It's quite unlikely. Unless the LT's unconscious body levitated and dropped over the side. I've heard--

[cutting him off] Thank you Doctor.

Abby

If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.

Abby

Oh, come on; one of you would have said it if you had thought of it first.