“Ice Queen”
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Tony DiNozzo (3), Abby Sciuto (3), Ducky Mallard (2), Rabb (2)
Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.
[looking at the body] When'd she die?
Oh, gosh, in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago. She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto--
[interrupting] This one, Ducky. When did this one die?
Cause of death?
Well, it wasn't the arrow.
[refering to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today?
If you must know, it's number 4.
[holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present.
[smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.
You redecorating?
I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.
You take these?
Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5.
Shotgun-shattered backbone?
Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum.
[grimaces, then looks at another picture] Duodenum?
Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker.
You need to get out more, Abby.
Is that an invite?
[lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car] Let your fingers do the talking. [to Tony] Why'd they tow it?
It was abandoned in a lot at Great Falls. Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?
Yep. Whoever was riding shotgun.
How fast can you run 'em?
Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...
Get me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico.
Sweet.
[Vivian is reading Rabb his rights]
I know my Article 31 rights, and I waive them.
[she continues reading them]
I said I waive them.
She used to be FBI.
[Gibbs and Rabb are in the interrogation room at NCIS headquarters]
You're more comfortable asking questions than you're answering them.
Guess I'm not used to being a suspect.
Suspect? You said you were a suspect. Have I read you your Article 31 rights?
No you haven't. Which means you're playing a very risky game, Gunny.
I'm not smart enough to play risky games with a lawyer of your caliber, Rabb.
That's Commander Rabb. Or Commander. Or Sir, Gunny. I believe as a reservist, you're still technically in the Marine Corps.
[calmly] I'm an NCIS special agent. I don't have to salute you or "sir" you or give you any military courtesy. But you know that. So who's playing the games here?
[Silence]
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