TV show quotes
Found your card. You're a long way from home, baby.
How old are you?
Old enough to make a deal. These eyes don't lie. Something the other night woke me up.
Yeah, what time was that? 7:00?
Shut up, tool. I look out the window. Girl that got in the car never got out.
Somebody in there with her?
Yeah, but I can't recall what he look like. Maybe Andrew Jackson could help me remember.
There's things you trust when you live in Louisiana. Trust the river will rise, people will rise to the occasion, no matter what the challenge. Trust the rain will never stop pouring, the drinks will never stop flowing and music will never stop playing. After all the hell you go through living here, you trust in God almighty, and you trust in friends and family. All those years, the man I call my brother was living a lie and I took it, hook line and sinker.
You know the truth now.
[he and Gibbs find Tony in the equipment storage closet] Tony, what are you doing in the closet?
[grins sheepishly] Finding myself.
[McGee and Tony are undercover as pest control specialists]
Is this about animal control?
We're tracking a man who's selling illegal Mexican chinchillas. They breed with common house rats and their offspring are especially dangerous, violent. [Landlord looks mortified] Did he leave anything behind?
No...no, no...in fact he was the first tenant who actually cleared, left the whole place smelling like bleach.
[looks at Tony] Bleach.
Does that mean somethin'???
Dissolves chinchilla fur.
Ohhhh. You guys...you're not gonna tear up the floor or anything, right?
[awkwardly] Oh...well...you hope not, but...sometimes...I mean...probably not.
I mean, it's not Taj Mahal but no reason to make it worse.
I can't believe she convinced Gibbs to go along with this.
Not an easy task.
You've heard of Amazon?
Yeah, the big one.
[to McGee about a suspect they're tailing] The Magilla Gorilla there? [...] [sighs] We're gonna have to catch that guy. We should've brought the elephant tranquilizer.
I see you were the A student.
More like teacher's pet.
You ever see Tango & Cash?
It involve a conspiracy.
Yes it did, and this is FUBAR.
The punches were real.
That's funny. I like you.
Thanks to Jones, we're able to see local ISP access.
And somewhere the head of Leroy Jethro Gibbs explodes.
Are there violent chinchilla babies here, too?
They were here, but we got rid of them.
I know you and Tim are close.
[deadpan] We have showered together.
So this is some sort of competition?
No. Uh-uh. After McGee's recent emancipation from coupledom, we were talking making a fresh start.
You know what's funny? Give your taste buds a breather, suddenly vegetables become a whole lot more tasty.
[Tony looks across and sees Bishop eating her bacon and egg roll]
[sarcastically] Hilarious.
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