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S11 E20

NCIS · Season 11, Episode 20

Landlord, McGee and others in “Page Not Found”

[McGee and Tony are undercover as pest control specialists]

LLandlord

Is this about animal control?

We're tracking a man who's selling illegal Mexican chinchillas. They breed with common house rats and their offspring are especially dangerous, violent. [Landlord looks mortified] Did he leave anything behind?

LLandlord

No...no, no...in fact he was the first tenant who actually cleared, left the whole place smelling like bleach.

[looks at Tony] Bleach.

LLandlord

Does that mean somethin'???

Dissolves chinchilla fur.

LLandlord

Ohhhh. You guys...you're not gonna tear up the floor or anything, right?

[awkwardly] Oh...well...you hope not, but...sometimes...I mean...probably not.

LLandlord

I mean, it's not Taj Mahal but no reason to make it worse.

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