[McGee and Tony are undercover as pest control specialists]
Is this about animal control?
We're tracking a man who's selling illegal Mexican chinchillas. They breed with common house rats and their offspring are especially dangerous, violent. [Landlord looks mortified] Did he leave anything behind?
No...no, no...in fact he was the first tenant who actually cleared, left the whole place smelling like bleach.
[looks at Tony] Bleach.
Does that mean somethin'???
Dissolves chinchilla fur.
Ohhhh. You guys...you're not gonna tear up the floor or anything, right?
[awkwardly] Oh...well...you hope not, but...sometimes...I mean...probably not.
I mean, it's not Taj Mahal but no reason to make it worse.
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