There is evil afoot that must be cast asunder.
S10 E3Phoenix
Okay, Duck. The fun is over. We can get you out of the bullpen now.
I thought I might assist with the paperwork.
No, McGee can take care of that. The only place you're going is autopsy.
Back to --
You've been cleared for duty, Duck.
Oh, how wonderful! Back to -- okay. Well, I suppose I'll just be going back to autopsy. [walks away]
[smiles] We are finally whole again.
S10 E4Lost at Sea
So you two did end up going out last night.
How did you know about that?
I have hearing like a horse.
Hawk.
A horse's hearing, McGee, is one of their keenest senses. Which is why you must "horsewhisper".
Maverick, Top Gun, McGoose.
Let me guess, those movie trivia works with women in bars?
Well, something must. 'Cause Tim and I have a pretty fierce date on Friday night. [McGee nods in agreement] And I have to say, we are a force of nature.
I see. So women are just waiting for this masculine force?
Pretty much, yeah.
You can stare all you want but a watched mass spec will not coil. He's also immune to wishing, hoping, willing, most forms of voodoo.
S10 E5The Namesake
[Tony, Ziva and Gibbs are discussing a victim who played basketball in high school]
Where he was suspended for shaving. Why do they not want their players to shave?
Shaving points, Ziva.
Kris Taylor?
AAlec
No...he's not here. Is something wrong?
[sarcastically] Yes. It is 3pm and we just woke you up. Do your parents know what they're paying for?
[hangs up the phone] Grrrr this guy bugs me!!
Who?
Mr Vijay-I'm-a-billionaire-and-I-want-my-car-back-right-now Chaya.
[...]
You can tell a lot about someone from their car.
Yeah?
We can bust this guy if we want to.
Yeah?
Based on contents of his ashtray, he smokes Cuban cigars.
Abs, that's not a problem.
He wears $3000 Italian sunglasses and has Justin Bieber on his hard-drive! Can't we arrest him for that?!
LJLeroy Jethro Moore
It put a smile on my face, hearing that you joined the Corps, Leroy.
Well, you had a lot to do with that, LJ. You were my hero long before you got the Medal of Honor.
LLJ
Aw...
Yeah. Iwo, Montford Point Marine.
LLJ
Well, truth be told, I wanted to be a Marine 'cause of that snazzy blue dress uniform with those red stripes, real sharp!
How'd it go with your father?
No blood shed.
This medal is a great honor. You risked your life for it. It doesn't belong in a pawnshop.
LMLJ Moore
How did you get her to give it to you?
I got a son who's a federal agent. Sticks his nose in other people's business. He's very persuasive.
Need a lift back to Stillwater?
LMLJ Moore
Only if I drive. You were the worst.
Me? I'm not the one who totaled your father's Studebaker!
[LJ laughs heartily.]
S10 E6Part I
[as he walks into the squad room from the elevator] The sweet smell of recycled air, the hot glare of an annoying skylight, the weird whir of a broken fax machine, another day in paradise!
[amused] Well, somebody woke up on the far side of the bed.
Actually, I sort of did, Ziva. [sarcastically] Thanks to my annoying new neighbors who kept me awake until 5 o'clock this morning.
Screamers?
The screamers. Third night in a row.
I had neighbors once who never stopped fighting.
Not that kind of screamer Ziva.
[McGee shows Tony's old high school portrait to Ziva, who gushes over it while Tony looks embarrassed]
Ok, ok, have your chuckles. By the way, that was a very good look back in the day.
For a Bible salesman!
Tony, if I were you I would burn that film because you do not want anymore of these getting out there.
It shouldn't have gotten out at all but it did, thanks to McSnoop Dog here. Now listen, give me that picture because Gibbs cannot get his hands on this, do you understand me?
[walks into squad room] Nice look, helmet-head.
Hey Boss. It is a transitional phase. You know, the 80's.
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