Mrs. Mallard quotes from NCIS

[eyeing Tony suspiciously] I have a knife in my brassiere.

Ducky

Mother, this is Caitlin. [Ducky's mother spits at Kate] Mother, we talked about this. She is here to protect us!

Show me your knickers.

Kate

Ma'am?

Underwear, missy! I can always tell a woman's intentions by her panties.

Tony

It's always been my philosophy.

[smiles] Did you know, that without those longshoreman tattoos, and that dog collar, you are the exact spitting image of my sister Gloria?

Abby

Thank you!

[frowns] I hated her.