Every time I bring a date home, my neighbor complains about the noise.
What... her shouting "no means no!"? Actually I have the same problem.
Oh, you have surround sound too?
No, I'm what you Americans call a 'screamer', yes?
“Untouchable” · Season 3, Episode 20
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (7), Ziva David (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Mrs. Mallard (1)
(looking at McGee who is sleeping) Got any superglue, Abs?
(Gibbs walks in and headslaps Tony)
What did I tell you about that. DiNozzo?
The skin might not grow back.
To assume is to make an enemy of exactitude.
Looks like they're putting decoder rings in cereal boxes again. [the team just stares at him] ...What?
Uh... little before our time, boss.
[doing Sean Connery impression] He has a license to kill, McGee.
He has full diplomatic immunity.
[Abby is talking with Mrs. Mallard in her lab]
[smiles] Did you know, that without those longshoreman tattoos, and that dog collar, you are the exact spitting image of my sister Gloria?
Thank you!
[frowns] I hated her.
[While Tony and Ziva are on stakeout, Ziva thinks Tony is asleep behind his sunglasses. Mischievously, she begins to tip her water bottle over his crotch...]
Do it and die, Amadeus.
Wish I had a neighbor like that. Old bat that lives next to me complains every time I bring a date home. Want to know why?
Shouting out "no means no!"?
Ha, that's a good one, but that's a good one, but not even close.
I was actually kidding.
Oh.
I have the same problem at my place Tony.
Really? You have a surround-sound system too?
No, I'm what you Americans like to call a "screamer", yes?
[Tony and Ziva are watching Gibbs interrogating a suspect]
This woman is a total turd! [Tony looks at her strangely] A geek, yes?
The term is nerd.
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