Paula quotes from NCIS

Tony

Well, that's nice. You know what's even nicer? My current view [looks down Paula's blouse] Victoria's Secret? Agent Cassidy.

Paula

Well you enjoy it as long as you can Agent DiNozzo [Gibbs walks up behind her and Tony sees him and shys away] Cuz that's as close as you're gonna get.

Gibbs

Agent Cassidy. Go see how many victims Abby id'd from the scrapbook

Tony

I'll go help her. [gets up]

Gibbs

Wait.

Tony

What was that for?!

Gibbs

Letting her get to you!

Tony

Boss, I was not letting her get to- It won't happen again.

He's carving your name on her back right now.

Gibbs

Game's over. Back to the death row.

Gibbs! Gibbs! The governor call yet? 'Cause they're not gonna kill me now. I'm the only one who can identify the killer. Hey, you think she screamed when he cut out her tongue, Jethro?

Gibbs

I don't know. Why don't you ask her yourself? [a battered but clearly alive Paula Cassidy enters the corridor and Boone's eyes widen]

Paula

I'm afraid your lawyer's gonna miss your execution tomorrow.

Tony

He's kinda dead. [Boone is speechless]

Gibbs

Enjoy hell.

Paula

A whole week of TDA with Gibbs. I can smell the fun already.

McGee

It's been a tough month.

Tony

Right now he pretty much hates everyone, Paula. Including himself.

I'm not convinced that it wasn't this guy. I mean, how do we know Ducky didn't make a mistake?

Ziva

Tony.

Tony

Because Ducky doesn't make mistakes, Paula.

Ziva

Which means what you saw yesterday was, by definition, mistaken.

Look, even if he did die the day before, it doesn't mean he wasn't involved. Right? Tony?

Tony

She does have a valid point, Ziva.

We don't even know what his cause of death is. For all we know he could've committed suicide!

Ziva

A suicide bomber who commits suicide before his bombing? That doesn't make any sense!

Tony

No! It doesn't! But it does raise an interesting point. Imagine, if you will, ladies. An assisted suicide of a suicide bomber who suicided before his suicide bombing. It's kinda like how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wo--

Gibbs

[Head-slaps Tony] DiNozzo, what the hell is wrong with you?

Tony

I am just trying to lighten the mood of the room a little bit, boss.

Gibbs

I got a better way: Leave. And take her with you.

Ziva

That works for me.

Paula

Works for me, too, David.

Ziva

Da-veed!