I'm not convinced that it wasn't this guy. I mean, how do we know Ducky didn't make a mistake?
Tony.
Because Ducky doesn't make mistakes, Paula.
Which means what you saw yesterday was, by definition, mistaken.
Look, even if he did die the day before, it doesn't mean he wasn't involved. Right? Tony?
She does have a valid point, Ziva.
We don't even know what his cause of death is. For all we know he could've committed suicide!
A suicide bomber who commits suicide before his bombing? That doesn't make any sense!
No! It doesn't! But it does raise an interesting point. Imagine, if you will, ladies. An assisted suicide of a suicide bomber who suicided before his suicide bombing. It's kinda like how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wo--
[Head-slaps Tony] DiNozzo, what the hell is wrong with you?
I am just trying to lighten the mood of the room a little bit, boss.
I got a better way: Leave. And take her with you.
That works for me.
Works for me, too, David.
Da-veed!
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