“Mind Games” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Paula (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Timothy McGee (2), Abby Sciuto (1)
I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. I haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but there's something about his silver hair that gets me all tingly inside.
Excuse me, I think I'm going to vomit.
I'm joking, Tony. Except for the part about Gibbs's hair. That is really hot.
What seems to be the problem Abs?
McGee's ignoring me!
Easily fixable. [slaps McGee on the back of the head]
Ow! What was that for?
Don't ignore Abby; she's sensitive.
Well, that's nice. You know what's even nicer? My current view [looks down Paula's blouse] Victoria's Secret? Agent Cassidy.
Well you enjoy it as long as you can Agent DiNozzo [Gibbs walks up behind her and Tony sees him and shys away] Cuz that's as close as you're gonna get.
Agent Cassidy. Go see how many victims Abby id'd from the scrapbook
[Paula leaves]
I'll go help her. [gets up]
Wait.
[Paula enters the elavator, the door closes and Gibbs headslaps Tony]
What was that for?!
Letting her get to you!
Boss, I was not letting her get to- It won't happen again.
He's carving your name on her back right now.
Game's over. Back to the death row.
Gibbs! Gibbs! The governor call yet? 'Cause they're not gonna kill me now. I'm the only one who can identify the killer. Hey, you think she screamed when he cut out her tongue, Jethro?
I don't know. Why don't you ask her yourself? [a battered but clearly alive Paula Cassidy enters the corridor and Boone's eyes widen]
I'm afraid your lawyer's gonna miss your execution tomorrow.
He's kinda dead. [Boone is speechless]
Enjoy hell.
A whole week of TDA with Gibbs. I can smell the fun already.
It's been a tough month.
Right now he pretty much hates everyone, Paula. Including himself.
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