Jimmy Palmer quotes from NCIS

Ducky

It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast.

Palmer

And yet I'm the one who had to get out and push the van, Shakespeare.

Ducky

That was W. C. Fields, Mr. Palmer, in The Fatal Glass of Beer. And I predict you will be pushing it again on the way back.

Palmer

(re: Abby) Can you imagine what it would be like to actually be on her bad side?

Gibbs

No, I would rather not, thank you very much.

Ducky

Well, I can confirm that the captain did indeed die from a crushed trachea. The killer used what is known in Shaolin kung fu as a "claw grip."

Palmer

It takes some serious strength for a layman to crush another person's trachea using only three fingers.

Ducky

So either you're looking for someone extremely strong...

Palmer

Or someone trained in dragon style! (strikes a one-legged kung fu pose) Waaaaa...! (laughs, then sees Gibbs and Ducky's unamused looks) I won't do that again.

Gibbs

Where's Ducky?

Palmer

Uh... that is an interesting question. The answer, uh... what was the question again?

Tony

You're perfectly aware that Gibbs is capable of eating you, right?

Palmer

It's a recurring nightmare, yes.

Bishop

We've got to shut [the airport] down.

Gibbs

Or not.

Palmer

(wearing Abby's "thinking cap") If we shut it down, then Cross will know we're on to him. If we leave it open, then we know where he'll be. (stops, surprised at himself)

Gibbs

What he said.

Palmer

(to Abby) This thing really works!

Tony DiNozzo

Ready?

Jimmy Palmer

I feel so silly. I can't believe I'm the only one without a motorcycle license.

Dr. Donald Mallard

No matter, Mr. Palmer. Rest assured that by my side, you will be hauling ass.

Leon Vance

Gentlemen, let's ride!

Ducky

But why is Gibbs so doubtful it was a suicide?

Abby Sciuto

Well, Sergeant Hill was seeing a shrink, who hinted that there might be something else, but ethically couldn't divulge anything else to him.

Jimmy Palmer

He couldn't break her with his look? I'm intimidated by Gibbs.

Gibbs! Gibbs!

Ducky

Ah, you do talk!

Abby

[sheepishly] Yep, and a little bit too much sometimes, huh?