Nell Jones quotes from NCIS: Los Angeles

Nell

Unless, I don't know... maybe...you wanna... come home with me

Eric

[Clears throat] I wouldn't exactly call it a problem. More like a situation - may be a problem.

Nell

Hmm. Because I'm new?

Eric

No. Because you...

Nell

Finish your sentences.

Nell

Has to do with being a type "A" with borderline ADD. And control issues with men I admire. [Clears throat] It's something I'm aware of and working on and hope one day to have a measure of control over.

Eric

You admire me?

Is that what you call surveillance?

Deeks

Uh, we sure as hell surveilled your FBI asses.

You're interfering with a federal investigation.

Kensi

Uh, our investigation, actually.

We've been working this case for months.

Callen

And it's clearly time for us to take over.

Kensi

You wouldn't have even known there was a leak if Naval Intelligence hadn't discovered it.

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Kensi

No. But there is a moron in all this - several, in fact.

Deeks

Oh, snap. What? Point: Kensi. FBI serves.

You've overstepped your jurisdiction. We're the senior agency here.

Callen

Good point. But... it's best to be sure about a thing like that. I'll get Hetty in on this. [speed-dials cell phone] Hetty, this is Callen. We got a situation.

Hetty? As in Henrietta Lange?

Kensi

You know her?

We've heard stories.

Sounds like a whole lot of urban legend if you ask me.

Deeks

Au contrare, mon frer. She's real. And you do not want that little chupacabra surveilling your asses.

Callen

[hands his phone to Frisbee] She wants to talk to you.

This is Agent Frisbee.

Eric

[whispering] Landon Archibald Frisbee, born in Hackensack, New Jersey.

Hetty

Agent Landon Archibald Frisbee from Hackensack?

Yes.

Nell

His wife's name's Darlene.

Hetty

How's your wife, Darlene?

She's fine.

Eric

[whispering] Lots of late-night phone calls to this woman... Uh, Heather Teasdale. She's a recent divorcée, works in the same federal building.

Hetty

How's Heather?

[clears throat] Heather?

Hetty

Teasdale. Oh, no. Oh, was that a secret? I'm so sorry. I think we can both agree, Agent Frisbee, that this is a matter of national security.

It's "Freeze-be."

Hetty

I would hate to have to call Bobby and complain to him about your reluctance to collaborate with us on such a serious matter.

Bobby?

Hetty

Your director!

[clears throat] I don't, um... Think that'll be necessary.

Hetty

Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. Have a wonderful day... Agent Frisbee.

It's Freeze... [Hetty hangs up] [phone beeps]

Sam

You should've told me.

Hetty

That's precisely why I didn't.

Sam

Moe isn't trained for this. He shouldn't be in there alone.

Hetty

He isn't in there alone. You underestimate me, Mr. Hanna. One of our best people is in there with him. Uh, Eric, ISP number 579.72.351.462. Access camera 7.

Eric

Okay.

Nell

I'm sorry where is this?

Eric

Oakville Federal Prison.

Hetty

I'm sure Nate is more than capable of this.

Nell

Hi, Nate.

Nate

Hi, Nell.

Eric

You two know each other?

Nate

We go back a few years.

Callen

[On his cellphone] Nell, you don't have to whisper.

Nell

Right, well, maybe I don't have to, but I would prefer to, if that's okay with you? Not that I don't respect your authority, Agent Callen. It's just, I think it's in my best interest not to get on Hetty's bad side.

Hetty

[Entering] Too late dear.

Where'd you learn how to do that?

Kensi

Misspent youth.

Eric

[Watching from Ops] Actually, I talked her through it.

Nell

Yeah, we never get the credit.

Eric

Or the glamour.

Eric

Which is totally overrated because I love my job - love it!

Callen

Anything useful on Drewett's cellphone?

Nell

Uh, it froze and melted.

Deeks

So it... frelted?

Callen

Spell that.

Nell

Ray couldn't testify against the Southland Kings even if he wanted to. He doesn't have the intel - unless...

Callen

Nelson Sanders told them that Ray did.

Nell

Uh huh.

Callen

That's not bad.

Sam

Maybe we need to get her away from her desk more often.

Eric

I heard that Rock Star.

Vance

[as he's about to enter his username and password] You don't have keystroke recognition software installed on this computer, do you Miss Jones?

Nell

[disables keystroke recognition software] No, sir.

Vance

I'm pleased to hear it. [enters his info] Done.

Eric

No food or beverages in Ops.

Nell

Who says?

Eric

Doesn't seem right.

Nell

She's not here, Eric.

Eric

No, she's not.

Nell

She resigned.

Eric

Yes, she did.

Nell

She's somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Eric

Most likely.

Nell

She has zero control over what you do. What you say or what rules you choose to break. [puts a bag of cookies down]

Eric

And yet... [sips his coffee] Did you say "Oreos?"

Nell

If it's on the road, it'll show up. I mean you can't hide from Kaleidoscope... You have started a Kaleidoscope search.

Eric

Not exactly. I plugged into the LAPD database. As soon as the car is found, I will get an alert.

Nell

You're right. That's not exactly a Kaleidoscope search. So... what are we waiting for?

Eric

We?

Nell

You.

Eric

Hetty told Sam no use of Federal resources for personal matters.

Nell

Is this the same rebel Eric Beale who completed Level 5 of Warrior Quest on the big screen in Ops? The same rebel who dared to eat Oreo cookies in Ops without a napkin. The same rebel who broke the Internet.

Eric

But it's Hetty.

Nell

But it's Sam.

Eric

I feel like I'm caught between a rock and a hard place.

Nell

Mmm... you are.

Eric

While Hetty scare me intellectually. I fear Sam on a more physically visceral level... All right, Beale, let's do this!

Eric

[Finding Sam's car has been torched] Who's going to tell Sam?

Nell

Technically he asked you to find it.

Eric

It was your motivational speech that got us out here in the first place. Maybe it's a sign.

Nell

What? That we both tell him?

Eric

No. that neither of us tell him.

Nell

Ooo.

Eric

I mean, no good can come from this, Nell.

Nell

All right, what he doesn't know can't hurt him.

Eric

Agreed... We never saw this.

Nell

Saw what?

Nell

I mean, I know why I sent the flowers to myself, so what's your excuse?

Eric

When I saw that someone else had given you flowers, I I-I felt...um...

Nell

Competitive?

Eric

Competitive. I felt competitive. Competitive with you. That's a good word for it. So, I took the flower from Hetty's desk.

Nell

You took a flower from Hetty's desk.

Eric

Yeah. She cuts them herself. It's a big bunch. Hetty will never miss it.

Nell

Hm-hmm.

Eric

I'm doomed, aren't I?

Nell

You sacrificed yourself to compete with me.

Callen

And there's a third body. Nell, please read the C.I.A. report - verbatim.

Nell

"At approximately 1730 the remains of a black male approximately 40 years of age were found in a field 20 kilometers outside of Khartoum. The body was badly burned preventing immediate identification."

Hetty

The body is a match for Sam - in height and weight.