Abby Sciuto quotes from NCIS: Los Angeles

Abby

Are you going somewhere?

Yeah. That's what I came down here to tell you. Los Angeles.

Abby

Into the lionesses den?!

[Kisses her cheek] I'm taking McGee.

Abby

Gibbs. It's just... last time you guys went to L.A. one of you didn't come back.

I'll bring him home, Abs. [Walks away]

Abby

Just make sure you bring yourself back, too.

Get any more hits on our secret thingy?

Abby

Do you know how busy I've been?

I know how busy you've been.

Abby

Okay, just asking. We got one hit, but it is a doozy. Guy on the right, Michael Rivkin, our supposed Israeli banker. Guy on the left, director of Mossad, Eli David. Also known as --

Ziva's father.

Abby

She must know Rivkin.

You don't ask her. You don't breathe a word of this, Abby. [Deletes file]

Abby

Tony.

I mean it.

Vance

I'm sending our top forensics specialist to assist you.

Sam

But there are no forensics.

Vance

Our forensic expert has a theory about this crime that's, shall we say, original. Thinks McEllon is the victim of a serial killer. No other law enforcement organization in this country thinks this killer even exists. Can't say I do either.

Callen

And you're sending this person why?

Vance

I was ganged up on. [Vance signals for an end to the video conference.]

Callen

Who gangs up on the director of a federal agency?

Hetty

Oh, you'd be surprised Mr. Callen.

Callen

And who's the expert?

Abby

[Off screen] Oops. I think I took a wrong turn. Hello?

Eric

Abby? We're in here.

Abby

[enters Ops] There you are. Hi. Wow! This place is seriously cool.

Abby

So, I'm sure Leon has told you that I know who killed McEllon.

Eric

Wait, you call him Leon?

Abby

You don't?

Eric

Not successfully.

Abby

Give it time.