Scenes with Dom 5
DDom
It's just... it's hard being the new guy.
Try being the new girl! They used to make me crawl into air vents, under houses, just because I was the smallest one. Yeah, when was the last time any of you had to put on a bikini for an assignment? Yeah, that's right, try hiding a gun in your thong.
DDom
Alright, I just never thought of it that way.
Yeah, well, it's obviously not like that anymore. I mean, if you can prove that you can protect yourself, and protect your team, they'll let up. If Sam is hard on you in the office, it's really just because he wants to protect you in the field. Well, of course, either that, or he genuinely doesn't like you.
He who hesitates... is lost, Dominic. In your line of work... dead.
And with the utterance of that single word the cavalry will race to the rescue. Let's hope they don't get caught in traffic.
[Dom and Eric looking at busty woman on surveillance video]
If only your vocabularies could be augmented as much. [walks away]
[The team is discussing possible activities for their group outing.]
I got it! Cowboy bar on Sunset?
With the mechanical bull?
No! Hetty plus mechanical bull plus tequila equals bar fight. Trust me I've been there. Dom? Is that a doll?
DDom
Uh-huh no, this is one of only five hundred Alpha Centauri Imperial Class Guardians Bobble-heads in the entire world. This is not a doll.
You're playing with an alien doll? At work?
[The team is discussing possible activities for their group outing]
DDom
How about Disneyland?
[Sam walks in.]
The happiest place on earth.
I have issues with grown men in furry costumes.
[Nate walks in.]
Unless it's Thursday night?
What are we talking about?
DDom
Quality time with the team.
Apparently it's been too long since we hung out unless there's a corpse involved.
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