Scenes with Kensi Blye 129
It's just... it's hard being the new guy.
Kensi Try being the new girl! They used to make me crawl into air vents, under houses, just because I was the smallest one. Yeah, when was the last time any of you had to put on a bikini for an assignment? Yeah, that's right, try hiding a gun in your thong.
Alright, I just never thought of it that way.
Kensi Yeah, well, it's obviously not like that anymore. I mean, if you can prove that you can protect yourself, and protect your team, they'll let up. If Sam is hard on you in the office, it's really just because he wants to protect you in the field. Well, of course, either that, or he genuinely doesn't like you.
Kensi Look you guys, I am the best first-date-girl in town. I mean, I bring my A game: funny, flirty, charming, spontaneous, tasteful.
Kensi The second date: antsy, bored, distant, impatient, irritable.
Kensi So, Caldwell takes Amini out and sets up Flynn to take the fall. Then tortures his foster brother, Chad Ellis, to death.
[to Nate] Shrinks have a term for someone like that, Doc?
[Nate and Kensi are whispering in Hetty's office.]
Kensi Where does she get all this stuff?
None of it's redacted, not a single word.
Kensi What if she's the redactor?
There's a scary thought. Hetty's the cleaning house for every censored government documents released to the public.
Kensi So how does a former KGB agent end up so wealthy, so fast?
Because he knows where the bodies are buried. [pauses] Most likely because he's the one who buried them.
[Discussing the office remodeling.]
Organization and productivity are directly correlated. Cleanliness is next to... um... efficiency.
Kensi So, you moved our stuff?
Hetty. She's the only one... [Callen pauses as Hetty walks up.]
Continue, Mr. Callen, continue.
Ah, um, Nate, if your comment that "They might be miffed" constitutes trying to stop me, I suggest you learn more forceful techniques of self-assertion, not that I would have listened.
[Callen, Sam and Kensi return after completing their mission.]
Kensi Looks like Hetty is still here.
Not that she'd ever let us know.
I had some paperwork that needed to be completed before tomorrow, Mr. Callen; some of us take our paperwork seriously.
[Hetty has just told the team that they have to back off the case-immediately.]
We're putting together a good case here, okay? A big one.
Hetty, Zafari's up to something, we can't stop now.
This is coming from "on high". When I say "on high", I mean those with the political venom to end the careers of each and every one of us, including Director Vance.
Kensi I can't believe this, all we need is a little more time.
I know, I know. If I may slip into the vernacular, "It sucks". But when you hear from me again in an hour or so , you will shut this down.
[The team is discussing possible activities for their group outing.]
Kensi I got it! Cowboy bar on Sunset?
With the mechanical bull?
Kensi Yeah!
No! Hetty plus mechanical bull plus tequila equals bar fight. Trust me I've been there. Dom? Is that a doll?
Uh-huh no, this is one of only five hundred Alpha Centauri Imperial Class Guardians Bobble-heads in the entire world. This is not a doll.
You're playing with an alien doll? At work?
[The team is discussing possible activities for their group outing]
Kensi I hate Disneyland.
[Sam walks in.]
The happiest place on earth.
Kensi I have issues with grown men in furry costumes.
[Nate walks in.]
Unless it's Thursday night?
What are we talking about?
Quality time with the team.
Apparently it's been too long since we hung out unless there's a corpse involved.
[Kensi hands Ty the camera from Dom's car.]
Kensi Ty, could you look at this?
T Ty
Aw, poor little fellow. Who'd want to shoot you?
Kensi You talk to your computer parts?
T Ty
Do you talk to your plants when you water 'em?
Kensi Just my orchids, but they can be tricky.
[The team discusses using Kensi to flirt with the bank's inside man]
Kensi Am I the only one who wonders why there's a suspect in every case who happens to be a bachelor?
Well, seeing as how criminals tend to be males with anti-social proclivities...
Kensi And also wonders why that always seems to be the vector that we go after first?
The lowest hanging fruit is the easiest to pick, Agent Blye.
Take Kensi. [Everyone looks at Sam] Yeah, you heard me. I know you're taking PCH. I'm not sitting in traffic. So, I'll find out everything I can about Yeoman Rush. You two suck exhaust for the next two hours.
You suit yourself. Come on Kens. Hey, what do you say we, uh, stop for some donuts?
Kensi I love donuts.
You didn't say anything about donuts!
You gotta admire their spirit. One tragedy after another, and they just keep moving on.
Kensi You have to otherwise, it eats you alive.
[Deeks is undercover for the LAPD and Kensi for the NCIS but they don't know the real identity of the other.]
Kensi I emailed him some photos, private photos.
You mean like the two of you watching the sunset at Santa Monica Pier or the kind where you're not wearing anything but a smile?
Kensi Certain kind of person finds photos like that, they end up on the Internet.
Wow. So definitely, uh, x-rated then, huh? Nobody under 17 admitted? Well played.
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