[the camera zooms in on Vorelli's face and the color inverts as it focuses on his eyes]
[of Vorelli] A Scotch egg! No, wait; that's his face.
[to the volunteer] You told me that in China, you once saw a man executed in the streets.
The Manchurian Ventriloquist!
I want you to imagine you are in his place.
[as Vorelli continues speaking to the volunteer in excessive detail of his situation] Should we really call this the "Wacky Fun Time Revue"?
AAll
[as crowd] Hooray; more!
[Vorelli snaps his fingers to break the volunteer out of his tense stupor]
[as Vorelli] Hey; pay attention!
[as crowd claps] Ha ha; we love your cruelty!
[On stage, ventriloquist dummy Hugo performs with The Great Vorelli]
Well, Hugo, what are you going to do to entertain the audience tonight?
Anything you say, my dear Vorelli; except that kind of thing.
Simply that you are laughing while I am talking.
And what's wrong with that?
Oh, it's an old ventriloquist trick; they're all doing it now, it's corny.
Perhaps we can show the audience a variation of it then.
[as Vorelli] Min-wax, Hugo?
[noticing Vorelli drinking a glass of wine] Give me some wine. I want some wine.
[as Vorelli] Spodie-odie?
I want some! Give it to me! I know what wine is! I've had wine before. I want some wine! Why shouldn't I have some wine?
[as Hugo] All I want is my fair share! All I want is what's coming to me!
[as the audience claps] The Puppet-Haters' Club will be right back!
[German dancer and former Vorelli assistant Mercedes tells the two reporters about the original Hugo]
This time- Hugo- you are going to die.
[as Mercedes] At this point, t'ere were some warning signs...
[as Hugo in Vorelli's body] I'm sweaty because I was choking a puppet. Ah, no no, wait!
[as the film ends] Hugo the Dummy was arraigned in Superior Court, County of Los Angeles; in a moment, the results of that trial.
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