[as the film credits roll] You know, when Barbara Hale won her Oscar, she gave a very touching speech where she said- to effect- "VAAAAANCE!!".
“The Giant Spider Invasion” · Season 8
In this episode: Mike Nelson (12), Tom Servo (10), Crow T. Robot (9), Dan (3), Bobo (2), Gypsy (1), Pearl Forrester (1), Sheriff (1)
[urging Bobo to fight back against the alien pods] You're the only one who can do it; you're a magnificant mountain gorilla. You are Bobo- son of Koko!
Yes- yes! And heir to the great lineage of Godo, Mogo and Chim-Chim! [springs into action with an invigorated roar]
I saved you and the whole galaxy! Aren't you proud?
You mean they watched the movie, and I didn't get to watch them watching the movie? Bobo, get rid of my [pod clone] body. Brain guy, send them the movie - again.
MOVIE SIGN! AGAIN!
[Mike addresses Gypsy- who appears to have been replaced by one of the alien "zucchini/throw pillow" pods]
Hey, Gypsy; what happened to the zucchini throw pillows?
[monotone] I have put them in a safe place; and now ypu should sleep. I have prepared warm milk to help you.
But I'm not tired.
All sentinent beings- however inferior- require sleep.
Gypsy, are you okay?
Of course I am, Mitchell Nelson.
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