[Meacham starts beating on the Mutant's exposed brain]
CACrow [as the Mutant]
OH, I'M VERY VULNERABLE THERE! OH, THERE GOES THE PIANO LESSONS! OH, NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER MY DAD!
“Laserblast” · Season 7
In this episode: Mike Nelson (31), Crow T. Robot (28), Tom Servo (27), Meacham (10), Exeter (10), Joe (3), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1), Kathy (1)
CACrow [as Ruth]
Oh, Carl.
SAServo [as Meacham]
Uh, Cal.
CACrow [as Ruth]
... oh, Cal.
RRuth
Home...
Thank God it's still here.
CCrow
And Friday!
CCrow
[talking about the Puppet Wrangler credit for Mystery Science Theater 3000] "Puppet Wrangler"? There weren't any puppets in this movie!
[The name "Rando Schmook" appears in the credits]
Hey, it's the Amazing Rando!
Watch Rando the Great construct sets with his very mind!
CACrow [as Rando]
Now, we've never met before, have we?
[The name "Julie Walker" appears]
CCrow
Julie Walker: Texas Ranger.
[Credit for Eastman Film.]
Eastman: He came out of the east to do battle with the Amazing Rando!
[Credits end with "all rights reserved"]
All rights are reserved, Callahan!
CACrow [as Clint Eastwood]
Oh yeah? Well, what about the rights of that little girl?
[A pan shot reveals a stop motion alien emerging from a spacecraft.]
Oh great, E.T. calls, we come, and he's not here.
[Kathy sits by Billy's van, waiting for Billy to arrive.]
...So we're watching someone waiting for someone.
There's a point where it stops being a movie!
Gee, Billy...if only you were more ordinary.
More ordinary? Man, he'd have to work at that.
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