[Meacham pushes a microphone-like Geiger counter probe toward the interocitor wreckage.]
MAMike [as Meacham]
Now that you've exploded, any words for our listeners?
“Laserblast” · Season 7
In this episode: Mike Nelson (31), Crow T. Robot (28), Tom Servo (27), Meacham (10), Exeter (10), Joe (3), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1), Kathy (1)
[Brack enters the scene]
Hey, Charlie Rich!
CCrow
He goes through a lot of Brylcreem.
[Brack enters the elevator, looking sternly at Meacham and Adams.]
MAMike [as Adams]
Don't mention his head.
Dr. Meacham! Good morning!
Good morning.
Please, come in. Both of you.
SAServo [as Exeter]
We're glad you could join us at the Buddy Ebsen society!
CCarlson
Dr. Adams.
RRuth
Yes Steve?
MAMike [as Carlson]
What's this "and the rest" crap?
What I want to know is...
[interrupting] Who we are.... why we're here.
SAServo [as Exeter]
And why I have a picture of a burger on the wall.
AAdams
Be careful. Exeter could flatter you to death.
The truth is never flattering, Dr. Adams.
SAServo [as Exeter]
You fine, foxy lady!
[Exeter and his "team" are having an elegant dinner, complete with music by Mozart.]
What do you think of Mr. Mozart, Exeter?
I'm afraid I don't know the gent--
SAServo [as Exeter]
I'm not an alien!
My mind must have been wandering. Your composer, of course.
Our composer? He belongs to the world.
Yes, indeed.
MAMike [as Exeter]
I'm not an alien.
. . .
We won't start cracking the whip on Meacham until tomorrow.
SAServo [as Exeter]
Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest -- but I'm not an alien!
[Meacham, Adams, and Carlson looking at sketches of Exeter and Brack]
CCarlson
Did you notice the peculiar indentations in both of their foreheads?
[sarcastically] NO!!!
So, they're going to escape under the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county?
[Meacham, Adams, and Carlson dive down a road at high speeds.]
CCrow
Ness and his men speed towards Capone's hideout!
[Three Metalunans are seen in the conversion tubes.]
CCrow
Ladies and gentlemen, A Flock of Seagulls.
[On board Exeter's spaceship, Cal and Ruth stand on a "conversion" platform.]
Place your hands above the rails.
[We hear the sound of static as the scientists' hands are suddenly pulled onto the rails.]
They're magnetized.
MAMike [as Exeter]
And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.
That's enough. Normal view.
MSMike, Servo, and Crow
[singing in time with the dramatic music] Nor-mal view. Nor-mal view! Nor-mal view! NOR-MAL VIEWWWWWW!
[to the Mutant] Stand back. I command you, STAND BACK!
ACTING!
CACrow [as Exeter]
Well, that went well. I can't possibly think of what could go...
[The Mutant attacks Exeter, Crow mimicks screams of pain]
RUTH! MEACHAM!
SAServo [as Exeter]
I LOVE YOU!
[picks up boulder] Stand back, Exeter!
Meacham, please! You have to believe me!
MAMike [as Exeter]
You're holding a Mutant turd!
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