Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 7
“The Chicken of Tomorrow (short)” · Season 7
In this episode: Tom Servo (3), Mike Nelson (2), Narrator (2), Crow T. Robot (1)
[as farmers pack chickens in cages for delivery]
Woo hoo! We're going on a trip! Hey, where are we going?
Chickens are shipped to the set of Oklahoma!
I think the fella in white really likes us, Susan. [clucks]
I'd like to be the Chicken of Tomorrow, but how can I be more of the Man of Today?
After the chicks are two or three weeks old, they can be allowed out of doors if the weather's good.
And if they've completed their lessons.
[The narrator explains how the carrier system works]
When you've got as many birds to look after as this hatchery, you're pretty receptive to labor-saving devices. And this carrier system is one of the best. It runs the length of the building, and is used to carry feed to the different pens. It can be used also for gathering up manure. Saves a lot of back-breaking work.
Hey, pal, feed me, then clean up my poops!
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