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Some people think that newspapers exaggerate juvenile crime...
We don't! Can we go?
“The Violent Years” · Season 6
In this episode: Mike Nelson (10), Crow T. Robot (7), Tom Servo (7), Judy (4), Gypsy (2)
[Tom Servo shows off his new ventriloquist dummy head to Mike, Crow, and Gypsy, terrifying them badly.]
Ta-da!
WHOA!!
Crow : [horrified] WHOA, WHOA!!! [Crow sobs loudly and uncontrollably]
Pretty impressive! Hey folks! I tell ya, I feel like a new man!
[horrified] I FEEL ILL!!! [Gypsy leaves out of disgust and horror]
I know what you’re thinking. Cary Grant, right? I could see that, sure! Maybe even a little touch of Seinfeld? Ha, ha, ha, you know I'm weighing several new career options, fellas. Politics, TV news, I'm even considering franchising the look, he-he, maybe a series of infomercials. Hey kids, you gotta get ahead? get a head!
Ha ha ha ha... GET HIM! [Mike attempts to pounce on Servo and rip the dummy head off while Crow continues wailing and screaming]
[Mike and Crow are reenacting the gas station hold-up from movie, confusing Tom and Gypsy.]
Oh, what are they doin'?
I think they're recreating the gas station hold up from the movie.
Oh...
[Crow and Mike stand very still, not moving. Gypsy yawns]
Uh, Tom?
Huh?
Was it exciting in the movie?
Nope.
Well, was it funny?
Nope.
Oh, well, uh, maybe we'd better read a letter, huh?
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