[Tom Servo shows off his new ventriloquist dummy head to Mike, Crow, and Gypsy, terrifying them badly.]
Ta-da!
WHOA!!
Crow : [horrified] WHOA, WHOA!!! [Crow sobs loudly and uncontrollably]
Pretty impressive! Hey folks! I tell ya, I feel like a new man!
[horrified] I FEEL ILL!!! [Gypsy leaves out of disgust and horror]
I know what you’re thinking. Cary Grant, right? I could see that, sure! Maybe even a little touch of Seinfeld? Ha, ha, ha, you know I'm weighing several new career options, fellas. Politics, TV news, I'm even considering franchising the look, he-he, maybe a series of infomercials. Hey kids, you gotta get ahead? get a head!
Ha ha ha ha... GET HIM! [Mike attempts to pounce on Servo and rip the dummy head off while Crow continues wailing and screaming]
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