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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 12

“Mac and Me” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Mac and Me” · Season 12

In this episode: Crow T. Robot (12), Tom Servo (11), Jonah (10), Mike Nelson (2), Max (1), Kinga Forrester (1), Mega-Synthia (1)

Oh, I bet this is the part of the movie where Eric's gonna give a big speech about no matter what we look like on the outside, we are all the same, and really, isn't that— [the police begin opening fire on the aliens, starting a massive firefight] Whoa, okay. Tha— I mean like— oh! NO! NOO! NO STOP! NO IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SPEECH ABOUT HOW WE'RE ALL THE SAME!

What? [the cars all explode, causing a massive explosion of the gas store]

NOOO!!!

What the hell???

Holy gizmos!

[freaking out] NO, WHAT THE F— COME ON!!! This didn't happen in E.T.!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

[stressed] It's supposed to be about how we're all the same in the end and everything's gonna be okay...

[Mac blows a bubblegum bubble]

SAServo [as Mac]

Wanna see my spleen? It's pretty cool.

[Eric pops the bubble]

SAServo [as Mac]

Ahh! I need that to live!

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