Oh, I bet this is the part of the movie where Eric's gonna give a big speech about no matter what we look like on the outside, we are all the same, and really, isn't that— [the police begin opening fire on the aliens, starting a massive firefight] Whoa, okay. Tha— I mean like— oh! NO! NOO! NO STOP! NO IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SPEECH ABOUT HOW WE'RE ALL THE SAME!
What? [the cars all explode, causing a massive explosion of the gas store]
NOOO!!!
What the hell???
Holy gizmos!
[freaking out] NO, WHAT THE F— COME ON!!! This didn't happen in E.T.!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
[stressed] It's supposed to be about how we're all the same in the end and everything's gonna be okay...
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