Trixie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Trixie

Your snoring is a bit, um...

Starlight Glimmer

Loud? [nervous laugh] Yeah, I do that. I had my village convinced we were being attacked by bears every night.

Starlight Glimmer

Do you suppose the Terrifying Trunk Escape is too much for a pony who drinks all the juice and talks non-stop in her sleep?! What if the Great and Powerful Trixie can't...

Trixie

Sleep?! Because her roommate snores like an ursa major?!

Trixie

I'm so exhausted, I could sleep through a stampede of wild boars! Which, you'll be delighted to know, is only slightly louder than your snoring.

Starlight Glimmer

Well, I'm looking forward to rehearsing the act with you all night. So diligent of you to go over it and over it in your sleep.

Starlight Glimmer

I didn't realize you were better friends with that beat-up old wagon than you are with me!

Trixie

Well, it's easy when the wagon is a better friend! It would've never traded you away!

Starlight Glimmer

That's ridiculous.

Starlight Glimmer

I'm sorry your Saddle Arabian tour was ruined.

Trixie

Honestly, I don't think I could've stood one more second on the road. At a certain point, I don't even like traveling with myself.