Fluttershy quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Fluttershy

To get things back on track, I called in a favor from an old friend. He'll be here any minute.

Twilight Sparkle

I thought you said no more experts.

Fluttershy

This is one expert I know I can trust to put the animals first. Plus there's nopony better at building.

[laughs] I heard somepony needs construction help fer them critters!

Twilight Sparkle

Big Daddy McColt! [to the others] We met each other back when the map called me and Fluttershy to the Smokey Mountains!

Fluttershy

And he certainly knows his stuff when it comes to buildings and caring for animals.

Well, shucks. Let's not stand around talkin' about it. Let's build us a sanctuary!

Zecora

There we go. Now, that wasn't so tough. Fluttershy, tell me, will this be enough?

Fluttershy

Gee, I don’t know. It’s a pretty big pack. So, maybe enough to fill up this sack? [gasps, then laughs] You're rubbing off on me, Zecora!

Fluttershy

...And that's when I realized the Mystical Mask was actually Mage Meadowbrook!

Zecora

(coughs) That's marvelous, Fluttershy. I am quite impressed. While you’re gone on your journey, I'll try not to be... worried.

Fluttershy

Oh, no! Zecora, you didn’t rhyme! You must be getting worse!

Zecora

Oh, no, no! No, not at all! Something, something... ball?

Twilight Sparkle

This happened while we were gone?

Applejack

Wow, those are all the places we went when we left to save Equestria!

Ugh, there's that horrid town where we were almost sold!

Rainbow Dash

The pirates! They were pretty awesome! Uh, once they decided not to throw us overboard.

Pinkie Pie

And Mount Aris! Ooh, Starlight, did you know we made seashell necklaces for allllll [inhales] lllllll the sea ponies?

Starlight Glimmer

I— you— really? What about that unicorn, the one who attacked Canterlot?

Twilight Sparkle

Tempest! I invited her to come to Ponyville, but she wanted to spread the word of the Storm King's defeat, and share what she learned about friendship.

Applejack

Y'all think that's why the map grew? Friendship quests beyond Equestria?

Fluttershy

I hope not. I've had quite enough life-threatening adventures, thank you very much.

Pinkie Pie

How many friendship quests do you think we need to go on before we have to expand the throne room?

Twilight Sparkle

We can't do it all alone.

Pinkie Pie

Sure, we can! We just need to knock this wall down, get some paint...

Silverstream

What is that? No way! I didn't know ponies could turn into... um... what are you?

Thorax

A changeling.

Silverstream

Ponies can turn into changelings?!

Fluttershy

No, the changelings can turn into ponies.

Silverstream

Huh, that's confusing!

Twilight Sparkle

Guess what? The School of Friendship is back in business!

Rainbow Dash

What?!

But why?

Fluttershy

Oh no.

Applejack

Bad idea.

Pinkie Pie

Do we still get to guess?

Twilight Sparkle

Okay. Let's review what we know.

Spike

Smolder, Ocellus, Silverstream, Yona and Gallus disappeared together. [beat] That's all we know.

Pinkie Pie

Maybe they were attacked by a ferocious shrimp! Nopony ever expects that!

Fluttershy

[gasps] Shrimps can attack?

Pinkie Pie

Nope! That's why no pony expects it.

We need to think like our students. If someone told us we would never see each other again, what would we do?

Pinkie Pie

Go someplace we could all hang out and eat lots and lots of cupcakes! [beat] What?

I need something classic but modern. Something with drama but also understated.

Fluttershy

Um, aren't all those things opposites?

Yes. So?

Why not try a new outfit? Think of it as the costume for your role as... Shop Pony! Ha ha! You know what they say – "clothes make the pony".

Fluttershy

Um, who says that?

You know, "them".

Fluttershy

[snooty voice] It's an unique play on the old standard. We call it a Rarity cut with a triple-cut stitched hem and a guacamole chevka pattern fabric.

Don't you mean "chevron"?

Fluttershy

[snooty voice] If I had meant "chevron", then that's what I would've said.

Fluttershy

[snooty voice] Ugh, honestly! These small town ponies come to the big city and think they can behave any way they please!

Rainbow Dash

What?! You are a small-town pony! And your cottage isn't even in the town!

Fluttershy

[hipster voice] The shop is, like, a no-rodent zone now.

Pinkie Pie

She called them "rodents"?!

That's it! Fluttershy, I'm afraid you've left me no choice! You are terminated!

Fluttershy

[snooty voice] Well! Good luck replacing me! Humph!

[sighs] Well, thankfully I— [shrieks]

Fluttershy

[goth voice] I always thought she was too controlling.

You— you— you are terminated, too!

Fluttershy

[goth voice] Whatever.

Now, I— [shrieks]

Fluttershy

[hipster voice] I know, right? I mean, uh, ugh?

Actually, you're, like, totally terminated as well!

Fluttershy

[hipster voice] Like, okay.

Fluttershy

I'd definitely rather be myself anyway, even if I don't exactly have what it takes to be a shop pony.

Twilight Sparkle

I wouldn't sell yourself short. Those sales pony characters all came from you!

Rainbow Dash

Yeah! I think you totally have what it takes.

Pinkie Pie

Maybe a little too much.