My Gym Partner's a Monkey Season 1 quotes

Hey, I thought car rides made you sick.

Can and did. I used your barf bag when you weren't looking.

That's not a barf bag! That's my lunch!

Really? What are you having? [looks inside] Ew, barf.

Some field trip. Hey, where are we going? Duh, I don't know. Let's drive off a cliff and find out. Animals.

Oho, so that the way it is, eh? Put man out in the wild and his true nature comes out. Well, let me tell you something! [sobs] That true nature hurts.

[through PA] Attention, students. Today is Crazy Unibrow Day. So put on those brows and get wiggling.

Alien threat? What alien threat?

Yeah, if there was an alien threat, we'd know about before you.

Yes, we haven't noticed anything strange.

I catapulted your fortress, Daniel. 3,000 points, officially making me the new master of attack.

All hail attack master Marvin.

Um, look, we're under attack in the real world, so can we borrow your destabilized particle laser ionizer cannon or not?

No! [gets pelted in the face by a banana peel] Who threw that?! Might it be you, attack master Marvin?

Oh, gosh. It wasn't me, sir. I'm allergic to fruit.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Well, bananas don't just fall out of the sky, unless…

Aliens!

Told you.

Give it up, Rick, or we'll decelerate your particles back to Venus or Mars.

Or Mercury or Saturn, or any of the planets named on this detergent box.

Except for the planet that must not be named.

Ingrid

You mean, Jupiter?

Good shot, Hog! Too bad the lens cap is still on.

It is? Oh, yeah. I guess it is. [flashes a photo of herself and Pixiefrog]

WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIND!

Um, Principal Pixiefrog? Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?

Raining on parades again, Mr. Lyon? Well, let me- wait a minute. Who said that?

I did. See, when Adam became the new Mrs. Warthog, I became the new Adam, Windsor became the new me, Lupe became the new Windsor, Slips became the new Lupe… [45 Minutes Later…] And then Ingrid became the new Mr. Blowhole, and Henry became the new Ingrid.

Henry

[walking by on tall stilts] I never could've imagined the view from up here.

This is all your fault, Warthog!

My fault?! You're the one who cancelled classes!

Well, I never would have done all this if you hadn't opened your big mouth!

Well, you're the one who got totally out of control!

He's not the only one, buddy.

[in unison] Shut up, Adam!

[wakes up] Is it over?

It is now.